RE: Say Anything (again!)

Its the only sci fi film I've ever sat right through/stayed awake. Hope they dont butcher it.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Multitasking hey... I regularly batter pieces of fish but thats about it. I'm a lover not a fighter.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Yes, dear...

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Sheesh! I sure can pick 'em hey

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Now now, be nice.

RE: Are you sociable at Christmas?

It might be safer to paint a potato black, then yell out "fire in the hole!" and throw it into a room full of soldiers.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Well that explains why the old lady at the post office fainted, and the young woman at the butchers shop squished all the meat out of that sausage absentmindedly.

RE: Are you sociable at Christmas?

A good christmas prank, is to take the chain off a chainsaw then run into the room screaming obscenities with the saw running flat out.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

so thats a metaphor for my fly being undone, right?

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Yeah, story of my life... No wonder I'm so henpecked and traumatised.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Thats sounding like conditional acceptance.doh

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Great, then you wont mind being complimented with both hands he says, walking towards her with his arms reaching forward...

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

It was a compliment. A left-handed one maybe but nonetheless...

RE: lets talk relationship

I heard a good one- never argue with an idiot, they'll only drag you down to their level then beat you with experience...


Regarding relationships, I think its more a headspace thing than something that takes effort.

RE: Age it's only a number in Love?

45, hetero sorry.

Shave

should I shave my nuts? One of my friends told me it makes hem look bigger, which is fine, but I'm not so sure. I can see several reasons for and against, but what do you think?

RE: Challenges we are up against finding that someone on the net

Its very hard to find a woman on CS who is happy to wear the hejab, do all the housework, and be silent. Maybe I'll go back to islamabad.

RE: FEDS PROTECT SECRET PLAN TO KILL CELL-PHONE SERVICE

Its hilarious, go to a remote Pacific island with very limited facilities, pigs and dogs running round the village... And here's everybody with an Iphone walking round texting and whatever.

RE: mango ali from pakistan

yeah it hurt paying that much, but the growers have to have some happy times. Everyone whinges, but they have what we want and so I hope they make hay while the sun shines.

RE: mango ali from pakistan

Yesterday I paid 3 bucks for an awesome R2E2. The price will drop a fair bit when the stone fruits from down south become cheaper.

RE: Global Warming Data

There was no such thing as B.O. before they started selling deodorant.

RE: Are you sociable at Christmas?

Nah not really, nor at any other time of the year really. Sociable people give me the heeby geeby's.

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

I wouldnt mind getting a pair of rubber gloves, a jar of peanut butter, and a frozen chicken.

RE: Say Anything (again!)

Well inspect the leaf closely for seeds/hair, then roll a bunger with it.

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

What I really want for christmas, is an easter egg.

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

Santa's being a bit irrational lately. I think he's been sniffing glue again.

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

Maybe its time for Santa to move to the south pole. I'd choose penguins over polar bears any day.

RE: What Do You Want For Christmas?

I wouldnt mind an aircraft carrier. But I'm not a fussy man, I'll settle for a helicopter gunship.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

A woman of such vast experience, she's forgotten more than many of us will ever know.

RE: Age it's only a number in Love?

My soul says a few things, but I dont care to look that far down if theres no need to.

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