RE: Psychotic

RE: I'm bored ;)

Have you tried whacking off? that cures boredom.

RE: Single parents

I'd nail a single Mum no problems, but not if there are more than maybe 3 kids, all with the same father.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Cool, I hate wasting food.. Its terrible people have nothing to eat, and I throw food away.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Coz I was going to say South Australia has the unfair advantage being where the Holden plant is (for the next few months), meat pies are made from roadkill, and so that only leaves football...

RE: Happy Australia Day

Hmm, ok so you surely do meat pies kangaroos and Holden cars right?

RE: Happy Australia Day

I'm sorry too my friend, because I didnt mention THE NORTH QUEENSLAND COWBOYS, a football team that happen to be the premiers of 2015...

RE: Happy Australia Day

Nah its all good, I figured a bit of friendly banter. Been a while since the blues got up in origin, and a million other reasons for more banter. Been here 17 years and still cop it...

RE: Happy Australia Day

Yeah Huskisson, Jervis bay, few lovely dives. the firefly is eerie.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Used to go there as a treat, my grandparents had a farm at Mangrove creek...

RE: Happy Australia Day

I only say that, because I fed and photogrphed the pelicans near the Hoos Wang temple. And near Shellharbour where I was diving.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Cryptic, I'm thinking Wollongong...

RE: Things you have learned embarrassingly late-in-life..

The tooth fairy gives you a coin for a tooth that falls out, but the periodontists charges a fortune and then his colleague charges even more for an implant.

RE: This Single Life

Well... You expect a straight answer from anybody?, really? I realised last year, it has been that long on my own that I'm fairly set in my ways. I'd love to have a significant other but it's not something that just happens. Potential significant others seem to think it is as easy as sending a text calling me babe, which is nice but I think it would take months of adjusting. Internet birds don't wait months, another thing I realised last year...

RE: Happy Australia Day

Hippies these days, involves anybody with long hair that smokes dope, and eats bean products, so both... I'm having cajun spice hamburgers on olive baguette, then I have a heap of nectarines and peaches to use up with banana custard. I buy these things then never get round to eating them.

RE: Happy Australia Day

I liked mad dogs opening effort Straya!!!

RE: Things you have learned embarrassingly late-in-life..

This little piggy went to market, but was deemed to be unclean, and beaten with a stick. All the other little piggys were likewise deemed to be unclean and also beaten. The owner of the piggys was deemed to be unclean, so everybody threw stones at him and pulled his wifes hair. Now they're trying to get to Germany...

Just a rough draft.

RE: Things you have learned embarrassingly late-in-life..

God only knows what version the jewish and Islamic kids were brought up on.

RE: Things you have learned embarrassingly late-in-life..

So who feeds their pigs roast beef anyway? Because feeding cows on sheeps brains worked so well in England didnt it?

RE: Things you have learned embarrassingly late-in-life..

Probably that life isnt fair. My mother kept telling me that as a teenager but I never believed her.

RE: Happy Australia Day

We probably do have this, but thats the dirty part of the shop where all the hippies go. Much safer just to pay the $28 a kilo or whatever it is and avoid all the diseases and stigma, if one is really desperate enough to eat mutton soaked in axle grease.

RE: Hot or Cold?

You can do that in Durham?

RE: Happy Australia Day

Thanks (xie xie) Dreams, but now I'm Asian.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Little harsh, I would have said older sister.

RE: Hot or Cold?

I was watching Shameless the other day, and recalling how Frank Gallagher says "Mann-chest-orrr" at the beginning. That guy always cracks me up.

RE: Help needed

Its got everything- pie warmer, stubby holder, USB, and chromed knob.

RE: Ever woken up next to..

Well so long as its your bed not mine, I'd recover...

RE: Happy Australia Day

I'm getting bombarded with Lebanese restaraunts on Cleveland street.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Its pronounced Hommous...

RE: Happy Australia Day

The problem with building skyscrapers in the outback, is the lack of parking spaces.

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