RE: The last bell bottoms

Anything except pot, that is.

RE: The last bell bottoms

RE: Seinfeld's Mouth is Weird....??

Maybe Seinfeld reckons your mouth is weird, have you asked him yet?

RE: love hard to find

RE: Morning glory or midnight ride? When are you more,,,,, frisky?

I like it in the morning better.

RE: How far will your accent take you?

Most Pommies sound like flogpuppets, innit?

RE: love hard to find

You gotta take care of them pins hey dreams. Its not as easy as it seems, finding good salami pictures.

RE: love hard to find

I've got a sore hand from putting salami pictures up.

RE: Depression & Anxiety....

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RE: Why are you here?

Her friend does look jealous.

RE: Why are you here?

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Here she is big fella!

RE: Why are you here?

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RE: Why are you here?

Here's a picture of me at work the other day.

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RE: Why are you here?

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RE: Why are you here?

I'm here to discuss salami and salami-related incidents.

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Personally, I'd like to see them make a salami so big it cant fit on the slicing machine, and takes two blokes to lift it. So basically the same size as a boxing bag.

RE: Say Anything...the saga continues.....

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RE: IQ

I'd leave it till right near the end of the interview, then say "You'd know, where can I get a feed around here?"...

RE: IQ

Usually they've worked that out for themselves, but I guess a little reminder every so often might help.

RE: IQ

Its always good to point out your IQ is much higher than the person conducting the interview. Specially if the person is overweight as well.

RE: Wise saying...

Have a lefty.

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Most salamis have a girth of between 20mm and 125mm, and a length of between 60mm and 385mm. Now all the machinery at the salami factories has been upgraded to the latest standards, they can make salamis as big as 280mm in diameter and 920mm in length. They tried to make a salami 320mm in diameter with a length of 1350mm, but it burnt out one of the motors then the salami bursted.

RE: chinese take away food

sweet and sour pork sword.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

Yeah Johnny, pack that in ya bong and smoke it.

RE: where to go?

Relax at Johnny's tapas and paella bar, its also a sub-branch of the YMCA and Johnny has installed a Turkish bathtub. There's talk of a Swedish sauna, but that wont be until after the olive season because all his men will be picking olives and milking the goats.

RE: Investing ideas

Yes China has flooded world markets with steel, on the back of their domestic demand falling. They've also been adding things like cadmium to get around some import regulations, thats about to be stopped. Coal is the other main ingredient of steel, also down. Brazil has low production costs, but that could change after that tailings dam collapse. So there's a few factors that could push it up again, but exactly when that will happen is anybodies guess.

RE: Investing ideas

Yes Palmer river is a gold rich area a few hours drive away. People still fossick and mine there, not large scale mining.

We have a different system here with mining. The land owner does not own the minerals below it, "blocks" are leased from the government to undertake exploration or mining. A mining companies tenements are the blocks they have leased or "pegged". A junior miner with good tenements will be a takeover target by the big miners when the price of ore picks up (presently at historic lows).

RE: What's your type?

I also have a very powerful Glockenspiel.

RE: What's your type?

I have a rather large pair of marracas.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

Yes winter... It could get as low as 25 degreees celcius.

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