pat8lanips Forum Posts

Feb 22, 2016

RE: Gathering dust

That depends what you lubricate it with. Graphite is good for lubricating locks so they dont fill up with dust. I'm not so confident about handcream.

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Feb 22, 2016

RE: Three Things

Its a bloody good show. The best show ever. Other shows are inferior.

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Feb 22, 2016

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

I'm trying to think of any Spanish shows, but none has left any lasting impression. I spose a show about bicycle riders fooling round with each others behinds just wouldnt take off here.

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Feb 22, 2016

RE: Three Things

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Feb 22, 2016

RE: Trip to OZ!!!!!

you'll get stopped by customs, especially if you're clutching a half-eaten chorizo and staring at the chicas.

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Feb 22, 2016

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Probably Korean, the other half is in the oven.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

To a child with a hammer, the world is a nail.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

It shows.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Trip to OZ!!!!!

No way. One look at a croc or a spider, you'll be running around screaming "Tapas!" and "Paella!". Face the facts, you couldnt handle it.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Well I'm not silly enough to walk round with a full mongrel, thats how people get arrested.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

You've just got to channel Bon Jovi and hope for the best. 'Coz I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted, dead or alive...

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

You're here for the chicas, I'm here for the hotties.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

Its funny as. And so is walking round all day with half a mongrel.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: GF or BF has flu. how far will you go to take care of her/him?

If there were legal grounds for it, I'd seriously consider euthanasia. The old pillow trick only works so many times.

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: Trip to OZ!!!!!

He'd last five minutes here, if that. First truck that offers him a lift, he's like- "alright, what could possibly go wrong?"

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Feb 21, 2016

RE: GF or BF has flu. how far will you go to take care of her/him?

I would end the relationship if any partner gets the flu.

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Feb 20, 2016

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

When I think about living in Spain, I feel a bit sick.

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Feb 20, 2016

RE: Is Australia still a good place to live????

When I think about living in Australia, I get a king sized monster chubby.

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Feb 20, 2016

RE: Trip to OZ!!!!!

I think you chose the wrong place for a holiday.

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Feb 19, 2016

RE: on line

you worry too much.

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Feb 19, 2016

RE: The hound of basket fields is racing tonight....friday night only for the best

Didi you use the chilli sauce technique?

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Feb 19, 2016

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

Other forums, its like ooh we do this and we dont do that... But here at the Aussie forum its like, I rubbed one out and I dont care and I'll probably rub one out tomorrow too just for good measure.

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Feb 19, 2016