RE: AC/DC

Axl will do alright, I think they should have chosen an Aussie but. The only original now will be Angus and he's not getting any younger. Time will tell, as long as they dont go the way of INXS.

RE: what is Iceland known for??

Bjork and pickled fish.

RE: Lost & Found........

Oh great, I'm at a resort where everybody else is eating crap, and I'm there with a stubby of beer wondering if the pool is safe.

RE: Lost & Found........

When I read the lost and found section its always- Lost, diamond ring... Found, smelly brown dog with floppy ears.

Horse manure or cow manure?

I dont think he's from Queensland, 12 inch minimum up here. And thats in the cold weather.

Horse manure or cow manure?

for centuries, gardeners have been asking which is better for the garden. I just want to get a definitive answer before I go spending valuable money on something that might not work properly.

RE: Not single/not looking...

I see not single/not looking, and I think ahh, playing hard to get are we? so I start talking about my car and a few things like that.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

No, since the explosion at Lassiters things have been intense. Who knows what will happen next, stay tuned folks.

RE: John Denver

I thought he died in a home made aeroplane accident. But yeah a great talent.

RE: 240 euro for the winner

When I used to bet on the dish lickers, I'd go 1,3,5,8 in various trifecta combinations. Especially a place bet on 8 if it was a roughy.

RE: 240 euro for the winner

But not too much, just a sly little finger on the way into the starting box.

RE: 240 euro for the winner

Time for the chilli sauce.

RE: Single parents

To be honest, if you find a man who loves your kids as his own you will have problems. Because they arent his own.

RE: Don't make or force your religion upon others.

Well, ladies, if your religion involves squishing your breasts in my face all day, bring it on. Force it on me.

A question for the Americans.

Hi

Hello! How you doing? I really like your profile:) I am single. And I am need a lovely man in my life. I'm just looking to meet some good men, if goes well possibly date, see what happens from there. Perhaps we can chat later? I do not have much free time now. forgive me please. many work.

Apparently this is a 31 year old Queenslander...

A question for the Americans.

Yes well spotted. She could also be aboriginal, as they also call each other cuz... NZ is cuzzybro I think.

A question for the Americans.

Yeah I get the same thing. I especially like it when they say they like my pic.

A question for the Americans.

No worries. But you should stop saying aloominum, erb, and skedule.

RE: A leopard never changes it's spots.

Come to think of it, you could paint a few spots on a cow and I'd think it was a leopard.

RE: A leopard never changes it's spots.

I hardly ever go to the zoo, so even if they change their spots I wouldnt notice. Could be a different bloody leopard and I wouldnt notice. Hell, even if they got a lion and painted spots on it I wouldnt notice any major differences.

A question for the Americans.

Yes doll, equality in derogotation. Us crazy Irishmen (not from Ireland), should poke as much fun at ourselves as others. Which I try to do.

RE: A leopard never changes it's spots.

Geez, you sure got that Mediterranean double standard thing happening. You'd tap somebody elses wife, but dump a girl for straying?

A question for the Americans.

No. In the schoolyard they'd call me Skippy the bush kangaroo, and I'd call them reffo's. Few bust ups, but mostly we got along.

A question for the Americans.

Not just them, it also includes Lebanese, Cypriots, people from the former Yugoslavia, Turkisk, etc. Probably not including Asians, Africans, South Americans, Indians, etc. so maybe just middle east or Mediterraneans. The others all have their own derogatory names.

A question for the Americans.

I'm being a bit parochial, wog is a derogatory term for an immigrant. Soccer is maybe 4th biggest sport here.

A question for the Americans.

We cant even pronounce soccer, we call it wogball.

A question for the Americans.

...And whats with calling coriander cilantro? do you sell more of it by naming it after a French car? No wonder I overthink things.

RE: Weres all THE single women at

If its so easily fixed, then why are they all soft in the head?

RE: Weres all THE single women at

Nah, the wiring is dodgy and the computer is scrambled.

RE: Weres all THE single women at

Even if they are, they never fire on all four cylanders.

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