RE: Diet

You say that like its a bad thing, honey...

RE: Jesus was in the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights

RE: Diet

Similar story here. Very late wet season, 200 mm the other night. Very quiet for cyclones.

RE: Diet

...2 seasons being- Autumn, Winter, and Spring.

RE: What Is Your Biggest Weakness?

Hot Hungarian.

RE: What Is Your Biggest Weakness?

My biggest weakness is my salami.

RE: 4 YO shoots gun loving mom in the back while she's driving

Any 4 year old starts shooting at me, I'll shoot straight back. In fact thats how I got my gun license, told the cops I was scared of 4 year olds.

RE: 4 YO shoots gun loving mom in the back while she's driving

I think this kind of thing wouldnt happen so much if weapons training is done at a very young age.

RE: Womanizers!!

I dont intentionally lead the women on, but they love a greasy mullet and an ACDC shirt that smells like bongwater. I have to carry a stick to keep them at bay.

RE: Perfect

I'd be a nightmare to live with. I get very annoyed when people dont slice cheese from the block neatly, I'd completely fly off the handle when they grate a corner off.

RE: What´s the best country to visit in the EU?

There is only one way to solve this Italy V. Romania situation- a soccer match.

RE: All Welcome Song Thread!!

RE: Say Anything...the saga continues.....

Like sand through the hourglass, so too are the days of our lives.

RE: How would you tidy up the white house?

I'd put different curtains up, and install a mirror ball.

RE: Tax payer's money

Well no, not if its your taxpayers and our money.

Bit lame banning dont you think?

I dunno, suck me on the bat and I'll tell you.

Bit lame banning dont you think?

Oh OK, so its just me... refresh my memory, because I didnt use Harvard referencing for the itinerants in Cairns?

Bit lame banning dont you think?

"Get my own back"... Thats even lamer than pee-flavoured cornflakes. You have something to say, thats fine even if I dont agree with it. Hmm, ban me from your thing, and then come to my thing, thats gotta say something about you right?...

Bit lame banning dont you think?

I did see the ban user thingy, but then I saw some sad old flogpuppet on somebody elses motorbike and took pity.

Bit lame banning dont you think?

And thats OK too Molly, I'm certain Cork has different social problems to tropical Cairns, why would the solution be the same? That would also apply to wherever the banning guy is from too. I just never thought feeding the homeless at a certain park at a certain time was a good idea, which now they are bulldozing those parks to build new monuments anyway. To get rid of the homeless people others have been feeding...

Bit lame banning dont you think?

Yeah OK, I guess some might see a Murdoch paper as not the greatest reference, but seriously if you wanted a gauge of what's happening here where else would you look? The local paper is often not a bad starting point.

Bit lame banning dont you think?

I didnt refuse, the Cairns.com.au reference for example. They are not wild accusations, but I think you made your mind up before that.

Bit lame banning dont you think?

Well, with regard to giving free food to the homeless, everybody has a different opinion. Banning those who see things differently, just so you got the last word in, well... thats a bit lame. And shows you dont have anything in the tank, but thats just my opinion.

RE: Donating food to the hungry.

Alternatively, you could ask anybody in the medical profession. Or law enforcement. Or anybody who drives taxis. Or anybody who's been here. sorry there's no Harvard referencing or footnote etc.

RE: Donating food to the hungry.

I cant think of any publications that would be brave enough to name the problem... Maybe try lonely planet, but they'll be more focussed on where backpackers can get a free feed or get laid. Maybe have a look at Cairns.com.au every so often and work out the the problem for yourself...

RE: Donating food to the hungry.

Yeah? And then some no-hoper gets food poisoning and sues the company for millions... I dont blame them personally for having a go, but thats the way of the world these days.

RE: Donating food to the hungry.

Yes Tom, I live in a area infested by parasites that just couldnt be bothered. And they aggressively compete with people in genuine need, but thats another story

Tru, they've started a thing here, where ugly fruit and veg is discounted. I hope it takes off, it will help those in genuine need. But the grubs will take advantage however they can, within weeks they'll have worked a way around it or got the Government to pay for it.

RE: Say Anything...the saga continues.....

Cool, a chocolate biscuit. What was the question?

RE: men who think you are rich

Most of the men think I'm rich. Then I send them picture of my slug and they run a mile. I'm quite heartbroken about it all actually.

RE: Say Anything...the saga continues.....

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