RE: Help needed

I prefer the Casio. It has a lot of very good beats built in such as the samba, the rumba, the can can, the foxtrot, and quite a few others.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Or it could be rightfully called Battavia day, the ceremony in Dutch. Or Maccasan day, with the ceremony in Malay. Or Indigenous day, in around 800 different languages, ending in a godalmighty brawl.

RE: Help needed

Have you signed up as an organ donor? There are a few people here that have had lawnmower accidents that are in need of a big toe. And a few people that are just too lazy to text with their fingers.

RE: Hot or Cold?

SA weather is probably more like the southern states, but yeah the east coast of a continent will be similar at the same latitude.

RE: Help needed

We are a little bit stretched at the moment, but we will send a few chihuahuas and some ladies from the Country Womens Association. I'm not sure why they're taking their bowling balls along.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Now Barnsey is on, I wish I got a mullet the other day at the hairdressers. They'll be back in this year for sure.

RE: Hot or Cold?

Its easy to turn a fan on, go to air-conditioned shopping centre, or go for a swim. T-shirt weather all year round here, perfect.

RE: Happy Australia Day

I hope so too... Geez, I reckon they got Australian of the year exactly right this time.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Be good to have some Blokesworld stuff... And not the crap motorbike riding in Asia stuff.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Far kyer!

RE: Happy Australia Day

Back to reality.

RE: Happy Australia Day

And since the bogan moratorium has been suspended...

RE: Happy Australia Day

I know I said I wasnt going to post any bogan music, but after hearing this in Coles today I have to make an exception...

RE: WOMEN ON TOP!!

Yeah we experienced a pretty mediocre prime minister a few years back, if anybody was critical of the PM's words or actions they were a misogynist.

RE: Happy Australia Day

This kind of thing makes up for the lack of baseball.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Well if baseball is a must, your stuck with USA or Japan.

RE: WOMEN ON TOP!!

I think poor African countries and places that rely on charity/aid would be much better off if they were run by women. Usually, when a man runs them the first thing he does is get a bullet-proof BMW and award himself heaps of gold medals.

RE: WOMEN ON TOP!!

Well they're already on top in the laundry and the kitchen so I dont see the problem really.

RE: Pet peeves

Never that issue with the snyje, but guerrilla grown is a different story.

RE: Where do you want to travel most?

I live in paradise, I dont really need to travel. But I wouldnt mind diving in Palau, might be diving in Bali this year.

RE: Pet peeves

Another peeve, when you're smoking a bong and a seed explodes or jams it up. Far as I'm concerned when that happens you might as well pack your bongos and hit the road.

RE: Pet peeves

There isnt enough space to list everything that pisses me off, it would be easier to list the things that dont actually.

RE: How Fussy Are You?

Drunk women are alright, as long as they're not too messy... I'm very fussy about certain things. When I go shopping I never take items from the front, especially milk. And I dislike it when women pick things up with their feet, it reminds me of monkeys at the zoo.

RE: am I a free spirit?

Yeah I remember making rocket fuel as a teenager, so my parents didnt notice I'd taken a bit out of each bottle. Then we drank it at school. Ah the good old days hey.

RE: Happy Australia Day

No it isnt, she's lovely.

RE: Happy Australia Day

Another 25 degree heatwave over there hey...

RE: Happy Australia Day

And I just checked, Kate Ceberano was born in Melbourne, Australian mother, father US/fillipino...

RE: Happy Australia Day

Sorry that was me making a joke, ice being the street name of crystal methamphetanines.

RE: Happy Australia Day

No snow, but I hear you can get ice pretty much anywhere.

RE: Happy Australia Day

But since you're having a Dragon moment...

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