RE: For The Guys

A lot of hotties came from neighbours... Natalie Bassingthwaite, Natalie Imbruglia, Holly Vallance, Delta Goodrem (a favourite), Robbie Margot... But since Kylie is a year or two older than me she's my best chance.

RE: What's your best quality you offer on a first date?

8 fingers, 2 thumbs, 10 toes...

I have the ability to hide my nervousnes to some degree.

RE: How Many Squares on a Cubed Chess Board...??

Jesus H Christ on a bike, one minute the hyper-vortex chessboard is magnetic and the next it isnt, now it seems to have interior as well as exterior playing surfaces. Far as I'm concerned you'se can all shove it, I'll have a pie instead.

RE: What is the hardest thing to do?

Yeah but she keeps yelling at me in Spanish and belting me with a chorizo. It puts me off my game.

RE: For The Guys

Lady Penelope? from the Thunderbirds? ...you sick puppy.

RE: For The Guys

For me she's been a constant pretty much my entire adult life. When I was 17 and she was 19, I wasnt such a fan at all, but these days I'm more accepting and would give her a chance.

RE: VALENTINE MADNESS!!!

Yeah, this one's for you Kaybee x

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RE: For The Guys

I'm kind of biased there...

I'm just wondering.

If your girlfriend goes to Africa to do some research program for a year, helping people express their poverty through interpretative dance, and then when she returns and she has a baby bump. She swears black and blue its your baby and she hasnt been with anybody else, though when the baby is born its skin colour suggests otherwise, despite her protests that a distant relative by marriage is Chinese and that somehow explains things.

So I'm just wondering how you'd handle the situation. It hasnt happened to me yet, but I like to be prepared for these things.
Thank you.

RE: DEDICATE AN EMOTICON 2 SOMEONE

yay

For Sophie

RE: Favourite sauce and what do you do with it?

Pasta sauce, on my pasta. sometimes with cheese on toast as leftovers.

RE: How Many Squares on a Cubed Chess Board...??

The pieces will only work properly on the top surface, so there's no point joining 6 chess boards together.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

"Bueno yo no pasar mucho tiempo detrás de las cabras, así que no soy un experto. Pero en estos días siempre es bueno estar aceptando de cómo las personas extranjeras siguen sus prácticas culturales y costumbres. Así que Disfrutá.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

Well I dont spend a lot of time behind goats so I'm no expert. But these days its always good to be accepting of how foreign people follow their cultural practices and customs. So enjoy.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

Norsca is the go if you're working the Scando hotties.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

Lynx is what gets the hotties going.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

Recently I was in Ireland, and I ran out of deodorant. So I went to the chemist and the girl had a really strong accent. I told her I needed some deodorant, and she asked- "ball-type or aerosol?". I explained it was for my armpits.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

Yeah...Naah. I dont, youse all do.

RE: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOREIGN ACCENT IS?

If you hear somebody talking with a foreign accent, it simply means you cant trust them. Especially if its a Russian or Arabic accent.

RE: How Many Squares on a Cubed Chess Board...??

I'd guess 64 or 81. Failing that, I'd try 49, or a hundred.

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

I'd say soap and water was in short supply in those days, so chances are if he did he probably had previously used the same water for something like washing his horses. So by todays finicky standards that no longer qualifies as a wash.

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

I'm not sniffing a painting of anybody's Pollocks. Especially not Jacksons.

RE: first impression of the poster above you.

He's definitely shelfing something.

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

Well maybe I need to somehow incorporate every colour so nobody feels overlooked. That way it probably covers all the football/baseball/basketball teams as well.

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

I might mix up some orange, green, and white. That would cover both the Italian flag and the Irish flag. I think.

RE: Which forum is more lively and why?

I'm considering sniffing paint, just wondering which colour gives the best hit.

RE: Where are the women with no standards?

These days, its more difficult to find a woman that actually has any standards. Because they're all on drugs.

RE: Where are the women with no standards?

if you wait at the bus interchange for the number 3 bus (also called the short bus), you'll have a lot to choose from.

RE: Anyone Ever Kick a Horse In The Teeth...??

Not yet, but its on my list of things to do.

RE: Where are the women with no standards?

I was thinking more like pumpernickel.

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