One thing that really gets on my goat, is when I ask for a ham and salad sandwich with no carrot, and they still put carrot on it. I dont mind carrot boiled or baked, or in a stew, but I will not tolerate it in a raw and ground up form on a sandwich. I'm thinking of writing to the Queen about this.
That would have been great. Nurses rubbing soothing cream on them, quadrupled in size. Legitimate excuse to show them to people on the bus. I'm only seeing positives.
This morning, dear... Not great, got stung by a bee on the forehead yesterday. Eyes swollen and half closed, headache, etc. etc. In a land where every second thing is out to kill me, one little misguided insect can cause so much grief. Might have some honey on toast, even up the score a bit.
The devil is in the detail. She says she doesent wear knickers, which is fine, but I've never observed her claiming not to wear 1843-style pantaloons. So maybe she simply likes period costumes, and is meticulous about detail. Whish also explains why she keeps putting a wooden bucket of waste outside, despite her house being connected to the sewerage system since 1957.
Yes, I can just see it now. Little Russian hotty making servey noises as she pushes the vacuum round the hallway, funeral march music cranking, big pot of evil smelly borscht bubbling away, vodka in hand, watching the car racing.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that a female Russian tennis player would make an ideal partner for me. I just have to learn how to make borscht and a few Russian expletives and I'll be good to go.
I'm keen to find a hotty that laughs at my lame jokes, cleans the place a bit, nice body, not a whinger/nagger, and any other criteria I see decide at the time.
Top derby hey. You may need to consider a more concentrated chilli product such as powdered jalapeno or birds eye. Its the only way a dog is going to run properly at the top level.
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