RE: This is supposed to be a DATING site

Its always the same- gossip, gossip, rave repeat

RE: clothes on woman

I dunno about wingles being a work of art, more like a car crash. you know you shouldnt stare but for some reason you keep having a look.

RE: Say Anything (again!)

Thats cool, I'll print the picture up and put it in my garden to scare the birds away.

RE: American

Americans are great. That reminds me, I'd better go and feed the American I have tied up in the basement.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Dont pretend you eat heaps of salad and nuts to impress the hippy chicks, they have hairy legs and reek of pot.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

3.5 litre isnt big enough for me. I expect at least a 5 litre V8. Though, I guess I could make an exception for a 3.5 litre if its supercharged, but the relationship probably wont really go anywhere.

RE: clothes on woman

I'm glad we were able to sort the matter out peacefully.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

What about those border line cases, where a woman lives near Cork and although she has two legs, one is shorter than the other and she is pidgeon-toed?

RE: clothes on woman

You never heard about camels? its when a girl's pants are a bit too tight and you can see whats going on.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

Meh, long term relationships are overrated anyhoos. They tend to end badly.

RE: DOs And DONTs on Dating Sites

I reckon a few DONT'S are- being boring, trying to be a shining beacon of humanity, oversharing, carping on about health problems.

RE: clothes on woman

The more women show the better. It should be completely up to them to wear whatever they choose. ripped up jeans shorts, camels, bikinis, whatever...

RE: Say Anything (again!)

I reckon they should put acid in the water supply. Not all the time, just a one-off to celebrate christmas.

RE: Say Anything (again!)

Nah, if you were a man... well, the elephant in the room.

Life in England

As long as you keep jonothan coleman and germaine greer...

RE: Men of his word

A man of words but not of deeds, is like a garden full of weeds.

RE: Tattoos

I don't have any and doubt I ever would. They all look the same, crappy. In my opinion, they look even cheaper and crappier on women.

RE: Desperately in love?

Oh no, England's out too. I was really looking forward to wotchin' fitbah wi' t' lads down 't pub.

RE: Desperately in love?

I don't think I'd go there then.

RE: would you date a blonde-head?

I'd nail a blonde-head no problems, but I'm not quite 100% on the dating situation.

RE: Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

Awesomeness idea #66351... Climb in to an isolation chamber, and spend some time listening to Billy Joels greatest hits on headphones. Should get the ideas flowing again.

RE: what are the Irish known for...?

I believe modern science will back me up here... They're known for selling cockles and mussels alive-a-live-oh on streets broad and narrow.

RE: A new awful joke

Who designed the female body? ...The council. They're the only people silly enough to put the playground right next to the sewerage outlet.

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

Maybe he's a detective checking for drugs.

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

A kebab shop at Kangaroo Valley? near that sandstone suspension bridge...?

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

Hmm, not really enough tatts to be bogan.

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

Could even be a crow-eater, one never really knows.

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

More likely to be a cockroach or a mexican...

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

Pretty pasty for a banana-bender, wrong shoes also.

RE: The Art Of Subtlety

The girl in the picture seems happy enough.

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