RE: Where would you take her

Chips is the general term used, all the American fast food chains use the terms fries or French fries.

The other thing I was thinking, invite her to have a few slugs of cheap wine from a brown paper bag under an abandoned railway bridge. You know, keep it real.

RE: Where would you take her

Chips? I was thinking more like a visit to a Scandinavian waffle house, after the value meal.

RE: profile pics w kids

Anybody who has their children in their profile picture should be put in jail. And then be shot. And then the jail should be bombed by drones, after that all the rubble should be bulldozed out of the way, and a fast-food restaurant be built on the site.

RE: Aluminum Poured Into A Ant Hill

I have heard of people pouring gold into ant hills. Nuggets can have a higher value as specimens than just the gold content. As well as the ability to add some impurities (copper, silver etc.), to make stolen gold look more like found gold.

RE: Hey! :)

Hello. hows the volcanoes going?

RE: profile pics w kids

I spose if the daughter is in her twenties, and fit as a butchers dog, then its ok. But still wouldnt be my choice of person.

RE: Are you honest ? If you are not honest then why you need honest friend ?

Just the way it goes, my friend. The way it goes.

RE: What does it take to show to girl that you love her?

Girls these days expect a "selfie" picture pretty well straight away. Especially one where you're fully going for it like a sewing machine stuck on full boar.

RE: What does it take to show to girl that you love her?

Then be a gentleman and take off those horrible pickles, and replace them with a handful of fries.

RE: .....C/S.....Confession.....Booth....(..judge Truheart.residing....)

My confession- The other day, I had a lefty.

RE: Leaving your lover

Kangaroo has to be rare or its tough as goats knees. Overcooked steak tastes like sawdust, and has no nutritional value. Whereas, rare is tasty, juicy,and succulent. But not pork or chicken, you gotta cook those very well.

RE: Leaving your lover

Personally, I'd prefer a massive T-bone steak, cooked rare.

RE: Leaving your lover

Men with big noses are better at finding truffles than fixing cars. But I digress, we are here to find lovers, not planning how to leave them.

RE: Better English!

Take a holiday in Glasgow, you'll realise your own English isnt so bad.

RE: Leaving your lover

Generally they know little or nothing about cars anyhoos, but that doesent stop them.

RE: Leaving your lover

I dont think I do. Usually its them leaving me, for a guy with a bigger knob or a faster car.

RE: Leaving your lover

Crumbs. My memory is playing tricks on me again. But I'm pretty sure its 50 million...

RE: Leaving your lover

There are 50 million ways to leave your lover. I can only remember hit the track Jack and get on the bus Gus...

RE: Movies that made you laugh

Spinal tap... Hence my internet name (read backwards).

RE: For The Westerners

But it does not stop there. We also believe in a rabbit that lays chocolate eggs, to celebrate the Romans killing a billion people's imaginary friend a few thousand years ago. As well as a fairy who collects childrens infant teeth, for a few coins of course.

RE: single mum

No complaints yet, he said as he ran his fingers through his luxuriant hair.

RE: single mum

There's a few single mums out there I'd tap. But there's also quite a few I wouldn't. So all you ladies out there might like to have a think about that.

RE: How much risky

Life is full of risks. Pack the bong and fire twirling sticks, and go on holidays for a month.

RE: Father search

I'm not sure sorry, I cant speak German.

RE: Women who are not where they say they are

There are women who are not who they say they are, and there are women who refuse to say who they are.

RE: Cliques, good or bad?

One day, I'd like to set up a franchise of cliques that operates like pyramid sales. So there'd be 32 or 64 cliques who joined later, paying my clique huge royalties. Then I'd get a really nice car, then I'd get all the nice birds.

RE: What do you look / search in a foreign woman.

White women, foreign women, homeless women... They all have their challenges. Its all about technique.

RE: I need a white lady.

The other thing a lot of you out there wont realise, the actual smashing part is a very small part of the relationship. The rest of the time its a real pain.

RE: I need a white lady.

The other thing a lot of you out there wont realise, the actual smashing part is a very small part of the relationship. The rest of the time its a real pain.

RE: I need a white lady.

white ladies, what can I say, they love it. Any time, any place, white ladies are up for it no problems. Like on TV.

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