Which brings us back to chefs and how shifty they really are. You're at a restaraunt thinking this freshly baked bread is really nice, the chef is watching you eat it, grinning like the village idiot, knowing he went to the bathroom and didnt wash his hands before making the bread.
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The thing is, both have their advantages and disadvantages. Low maintenance is easy, just get her heaps of mcdonalds and other rubbish and she's happy. But also probably a big fat humpty-dumpty looking thing. High maintenance you have to waste a lot of money trying to please her, but she's more likely to be a hotty so its much nicer drilling it.
There's a lot of people saying how great this site was before, when there were only 5 members swapping jam recipes and handy home hints. To them I'd say go and smoke a few more bongs you damn hippies, and look to the future.
Every time I'm stuffing a bird, I always say things like "ooh yeah baby" and "that feels so good" and "you like that?" and "take it baby!". The problem is that I work in a chicken shop and my boss is a Jehovas witness.
I'm thinking more like tight leather pants, and guitar hero on playstation. Blowtorch optional, A straight razor in the garden where a snail might crawl over it. And live. A straight razor.
I am completely honest. Just down the road, little Billy was crying because his much loved dog died of cancer. He asked me if the dog was in puppy heaven and I told him the truth how puppy heaven is a load of crap, and the dog didnt even have cancer- he just cost too much to feed.
Well it makes me sick. Everywhere I go its like "the maroon 5 guy this, the maroon 5 guy that". How the hell am I sposed to compete with that handsome son-of-a-gun?
Why hasn't anybody invented a radio that only plays Roxette? Like a special radio, where even if you unplug it and try to smash it to pieces with a hammer, it keeps playing "it must have been love, but its over now"...
The thing is, she has that little gap between her front teeth and we all know what that means.
There is no doubt, we have the best looking women in the world. They're a bit soft in the head, and quite irritating at times, but geez they look good.
Thing is, you drive a car like Batmans, with Robyn making eyes at you like a baby cow being dropped off at the veal factory, well lets just say the hotties are more likely to ask you which curtains to get/if their fingernails look wonderful/can they have their clothes back please.
The American perspective is different from ours, but here its generally only a select few that do the white/black thing. Its a difficult thing to explain without being politically incorrect, but the kind of guy that chooses that life is perhaps looked down upon. The kind of lady choosing that life is possibly seen as trying to work her way up the social ladder.
Hey some guys choose a takeaway bride from Asia or Russia, and if that works for them and they're decent people no probs. But in general its not seen as an equal relationship.
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RE: Do guys prefer high or low maintenance women? explain answer
Yes indeed, such as what really goes into a meat pie.