Just going through Molly's handbag... Cat Stevens tape, massive bag of pot, bottle of patchouli oil, a bong, half a dozen organic tomatoes, brown rice, lentils, fire twirling equipment, and an onion.
Yeah I'm just trying to write a speech about it all, but the tears welling up in my eyes are making it difficult to focus. And naturally there will also be a paragraph about the Hadron collider, before I strip down to my mankini and launch into a Les Mis number.
Gun control, check. Sorted that out 20 years ago. Boats, check. Sorted out a few years back. You could possibly gain from our experience. America will always be the target for a cheap shot by loonies, they're damned if they do something and damned if they do nothing.
The way it worked here, we changed the law so that illegal boat arrivals will never be resettled here. This undermined the business model of the people smugglers, and the boats stopped.
I dont blame them for wanting a better life, and I'd like to think we can help some of them, but there seems to be quite a lot that are not really interested in assimilating. Large numbers of uneducated young men, from a conflict zone, with a completely different set of values... As we are seeing is a recipe for disaster.
Try a few different things, but you dont want to set the bar too high too early. Start with something practical but not too expensive, like a bag of potatoes.
Given the number of fatties on the internet dating sites, they're not in high demand. And the number of ways of saying "fat"- curvy, bubbly, few extra pounds, likes eating out, average etc... Compared to the options for those who are not- skinny or athletic... It would seem sites are tailored to suit overweight people.
As the first date would most likely be at a butchers shop, its not legal to bring dogs inside. Sometimes, I can get around that by attaching a couple of shopping basket handles to his collar and wearing dark glasses.
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Fun bags, nang nangs, gazongas... the list goes on.