RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

I like hot and spicy, especially Thai jungle curry. Maybe why I dont like restaraunts here, they dont use too much spices for the tourists.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

All the Indian restaraunts here are pretty ordinary, so lately I have been experimenting with Moroccan and Arabic kinds of spices.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

I spose garlic naan is alright.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

Will you let him go?

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

No, the exact opposite. Which unfortunately is papadam.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Yeah Molly, I'm sure your urologist would advise against that course of action...

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Now a quick English lesson... Any of us blokes with 2 arms and 2 legs most likely "could" but wouldnt get the necessary permission. So I would have worded it- May i sh** you? And, I would have said please.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

What do you want to know?nerd

Well, the inference that you know kind of answers my question really.

RE: Give us a wave

I'll give everybody half a sine wave. The negative half.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Realistically, who knows whats going on these days?...

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

I have my suspicions, that the rangas would go off. You know, like they're not sure when the next chance will be and so make the most of it. But thats what they say about fuller figured too isnt it...

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

Hmm, dark or ranga... Unlikely to be both.

Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?

Get a few drinks in me, and I think I am Antonio...

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

Sounds like a bad case of ranga remorse.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

GALLILEO! gallileo!

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

One day I wouldnt mind nailing a ranga, but I'm not sure when that day will come.

Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?

We dont really need a Spanish actor for the role, Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in Blue velvet comes to mind...

Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?

...Picturing serena with a little Hawaiian shirt tied at the front, dancing next to a piano, to the Peter Allen song... When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio!

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

One thing the chicas find extremely attractive, is the ability to play the bazouki. Even if you dont play it, say you do and they'll be all over you like a rash.

Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?

Dont go all sooky la la on us now, we've nearly got the Gypsy Kings back together for opening night.

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

Its chorizo.

Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?

Yeah good title but boring movie, 2 hours of a dude making model aeroplanes and talking about the chicas.

RE: Do you find me attrective? ;)

God damn, you are so farken suave!

RE: All Welcome Song Thread!!

RE: Serial poster Pedro

Pedro is a legend. He has a very fast dog. And he can do some awesome skateboard tricks.

RE: Useful /Useless Information.

Horses balls are internal, and they dont seem to have too many problems running round and eating grass. And generally, Jesus was kind to them in the tackle department.

RE: Useful /Useless Information.

Chickens dont have receptors in their eyes for blue light. So you can put a blue filter on a torch and sneak up on them in the dark and they dont wake up.

RE: Bath robes and dressing gowns

Yep. I'm seeing Leonard and Steven in their bathrobes, with a little embroidered cursive capital "L" and "S" exactly the same as Laverne and Shirly's bathrobes...

RE: Bedtime

Well you did buy the wowser 500... Maybe get an adult to undo the child lock.

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