Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?

He'll get slapped.
8
25%
They say no thanks and walk away nervously.
3
9%
They'll scream and run, dropping everything.
4
12%
They will give him a fake phone number again.
1
3%
Nothing. He'll stay at home making model aeroplane
4
12%
the Police will arrest him.
8
25%
He'll get nervous and eat pistachios and olives.
2
6%
He will go straight to the sausage farm.
2
6%
Total Votes
32
Johnny and the chicas.

Comments (53)

Johnny5IA

That could be a good movie title!

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pat8lanips


Yeah good title but boring movie, 2 hours of a dude making model aeroplanes and talking about the chicas.

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Johnny5IA

Not if we hire a porn director and a small caravan

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raphael119
Do you know any little johnny jokes?rolling on the floor laughing

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serene56



A young Antonio Banderas in the lead role, all slicked-back hair and tight trousers daydream

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Liebe2

You need someone to tell you how to jerk off?! doh
rolling on the floor laughing

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unlaoised


Gold chain dangling between hairy moobs?

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Da_Moose
Already working on the soundtrack!! Here are some chicas doing Johnny!rolling on the floor laughing Tarantino..maybe?



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pat8lanips
I dont know about Antonio Banderra, but it would have to be some mega sleazy looking guy with one single bushy eyebrow, extremely tight pants, and always eating olives and pistachios.

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raphael119


grin got a phone number! grin

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serene56



Nooo!!


Puffy white shirt, smooth hairless chest .. daydream


No moobs or gold chains in my fantasy, lady mumbling lol

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Da_Moose


Hey...this movie it eez about Johnny...not Antonio! NO ONE can match ANTONIO!!!



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raphael119
last girl to reach in and rub my chest got a hairy surprise

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Liebe2

Are you applying for the position? laugh

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Johnny5IA
I see all the jealous fukkers have come out to play

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serene56



And I'm still traumatised crying


giggle

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pat8lanips
Dont go all sooky la la on us now, we've nearly got the Gypsy Kings back together for opening night.

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serene56





Ooh! I have a lovely pair of castanets grin

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Elegsabiff


*thinking*

daydream

Nah.

rolling on the floor laughing

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Johnny5IA

Nice tits Raphael

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Elegsabiff


There's something compelling about a monobrow.

From a safe distance.

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pat8lanips
...Picturing serena with a little Hawaiian shirt tied at the front, dancing next to a piano, to the Peter Allen song... When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio!

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Elegsabiff


Best game in town. grin

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unlaoised


Fs...you had to think about that one? uh oh

laugh

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pat8lanips
We dont really need a Spanish actor for the role, Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in Blue velvet comes to mind...

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Johnny5IA

They´ll scream and run to the bedroom dropping their panties in anticipation is what it should say on that poll. Or I can write it on my pole, whichever is easier, I´m not bothered really

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pat8lanips


Yes I can see her with a magnifying glass... it says something I think. might be in greek or Arabic, its too small to read. come out into the sunlight.... Oooooucchhhhh!!!!

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Liebe2

But you should. I see no takers. Only the cheerleaders. rolling on the floor laughing

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serene56



laugh Melbourne Cup luncheon a few years back, the Enormous Horns were belting out a few tunes..

Lead singer pulls me up on stage and presents me with a red rose, false advertising if ya ask me rolling on the floor laughing

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Johnny5IA

Tell us what happened backstage, and why they´re called the enormous horns

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