RE: Ebooks or Treebooks

Or the third option- bongo mags.

RE: Do you have what it takes..

I have enough assets to take her out somewhere nice, and buy her a big feed of haggis. A big steaming bowl, full to the brim with the greasy foul-smelling delicacy.
I'll hang back and have a few red bull and vodkas instead, and make puppy eyes at her whilst she gags and struggles to keep down the food without screwing up her face in disgust.

RE: Forum announcement.

Thanks for the heads up, I'll factor it in to my calculations.

RE: Forum announcement.

I've seen how ping pong balls burn, but I think the dolls are more like pool toys than ping pong balls.

RE: Eucalyptus Gum Trees

Cut down? obviously you dont get in the yard very often. They dont grow that quick.

RE: The moaning thread!

Shouldn't a moaning thread be in the English section?

RE: is there any single females thta not got kids all ready and

But boy oh boy have they been active...

RE: Tone of voice

Nice voice, I'd buy solar panels off you no worries...

RE: which side of the bed do you prefer ?

Stop humping my leg.

RE: Do you have what it takes..

Sustainable assets, like a block of revegetated land?

RE: Forum announcement.

You'd probably do alright starting a business, Harbals Hommous. I'm guessing middle eastern food is your thing?

RE: Smooth

I think JohnnySia went the same way R.I P.

RE: Dear Abby: Man uses security cameras to spy on stay-at-home wife

That would only turn me on if she was painting her toenails at the time.

RE: Do you leave the toilet seat up or down

Grogan at the gym, grossorama...

RE: Do you leave the toilet seat up or down

I find it odd you didnt find me using the word "faeces" exciting. How is anybody going to take my writing seriously?

RE: Say Anything

I've had the same profile since 1953, many years before I was born.

RE: Eucalyptus Gum Trees

Other people have our weeds, and we have theirs. Australia being mostly very dry and low in plant available phosphorous, evolution has made our plants pretty tough. A weed is just a plant in the wrong place. The OP's gum trees were deliberately planted and tended, so technically they're exotic plants not weeds.

RE: Snog, Marry, Avoid, Kill (for the girls)

OK ladies, if you need an independent witness to be present at the snogging, just letting you know I might be free that day.

RE: Which type of shopping do you enjoy?

I enjoy shopping at the charity shops, particularly when I find things I dont know what they are.

RE: which side of the bed do you prefer ?

No stay. You can have that corner to sleep... No not that corner, your feet are in my face. The other corner.

RE: Irish Beer Question

I just saw a show on telly about the Guiness factory, the creamy head is because they're nitrogen bubbles not carbon dioxide.

RE: choose

Bit of chicken and egg logic I think... If your experience of separation is only losing half your wages and no women wanting to touch you with a 40 foot pole, and occasionally being a babysitter of convenience, a lot of men would just see the children as a cause of problems.
If your experience was more involved and meaningful, you'd be much more likely to want to provide well for the children.
Its called child support, but children are third in line after the tax department and the mother.

RE: choose

Yes, intergenerational welfare dependency. And communities/groups where there are almost no positive role models, going to jail is a right of passage. Out of all the otherwise capable working aged men on welfare here, at least half would be in that situation because of the CSA...

RE: choose

Western countries have the child support agency, to torment and persecute separated fathers. They are always trying to cause conflict between separated parents, to make their role seem more important. The economy would benefit from them being closed down, and society would benefit if there was an agency to keep separated parents meaningfully involved in all aspects of the child's life.

RE: choose

I think I'd have more fun with a housewife.

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Geez, that was easy... Now how about a ....

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Give us a kiss hey love heart beating

RE: Which cs person do you not like?

I dont like anyone who does not like salami.

RE: If you were a moderator...

If I was moderator, I'd make all the women pregnant.

RE: Current Thoughts

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