RE: Our funny, but also disappointing "virtual love stories"

I think gushing and publicly posting sweet nothings is pretty lame really, presumably it's meant ti impress complete strangers...

RE: Will Coronavirus Kill 3/4 Of Earth's Population?

It's a zoonotic illness, the DNA has been traced to pangolins, there's a question mark about bats/dogs/other animals also being involved.
There is no conspiracy, perhaps a small amount of cover up in the very early stages when or if they thought it could be controlled. Any country would do that, to protect tourism etc.

It has a fatality rate of around 15% for those aged over 80, and a very low fatality rate for children. It's obviously more likely to kill those with other health issues, same as the common cold or flu.
In general, the fatality rate is averaged out to about 2%.

so no, if everyone in the entire world caught it, it would most likely wipe out 2% of the earths population, not 75%.

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

You should have said in an English accent- Just 'avin a bit of 'armless fun...

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

We all learnt something today.

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

That would open things up a bit I guess.teddybear

RE: Are A I Going To Outsmart Humans?

Yes, especially the Terminator.

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

So, in the front yard would be acceptable?

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

Good choice, I'd probably pick the same...

RE: The Connecting Singles Site Really Works

No such luck, I was just trying to be positive about things...

RE: The Connecting Singles Site Really Works

Its a love pump situation.

RE: Our funny, but also disappointing "virtual love stories"

Yes, I remember maybe 15 or so years ago, telling my friend about all these Russian women who seemed to like me. And how horrible it felt when he told me they were most likely African men

RE: What’s your Irish nickname ?

Slugface McYabbee pump.

RE: I need a recipe! Tell me your fav please.

Put a frozen meat pie in the oven for about half an hour, then have a few bongs and a few VB's, then mung out.

RE: Say Anything

I think we're on the cutting edge of scientific research here, of course I have a few ideas of my own but I was thinking we might strat with a giraffe taking a dump.

RE: Say Anything

That sounds like a complicated arrangement- I'll lick it for you, as long as no Iranians,italians, Chinese, or south Koreans have been fingering you without washing their filthy hands first.

RE: Say Anything

That would be the same reason I set about trying to lick her fingers. I think we need to separate this whole corona thing from normal behaviour.

RE: No precautions at all being put in placeat Dublin Airport

You have much to learn, grasshopper.

RE: No precautions at all being put in placeat Dublin Airport

What about Phil McCavvity?...

RE: What are you most concerned about?

Moose knuckle, especially when I wear my lederhosen...

RE: 11;11

What happens in the bingo hall stays in the bingo hall. And don't talk about the bingo hall, rule one.

RE: Club Femme

OK, then lets talk about making scones, bingo, and mothballs... See, I'm a pretty sharp operator.

RE: 11;11

Legs eleven. Legs eleven.

RE: What's your favorite "bum" wine from the 70s?

Stones green ginger wine.

RE: W.H.O Are they lying to us? Coronavirus is out of control !!!!

I found this article very helpful...


RE: Club Femme

RE: Dangerous

Thank heavens, I'm sick of playing cricket in all those Bollywood blockbusters.

RE: The Handbag to Die For.

I'd consider diring for a satchel, if its full of prime buds.

RE: Dangerous

10-4 seargent, the usual adress? ....requesting pretzels, over ksssht...

RE: Dangerous

Yes, Roderick district sounds mor...classy. Just sayin'

RE: Leap year, ladies would you propose (2)

A leprechaun ate my baby...

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