Well, I was hoping one of our lovely Turkish women would make that offer, hopefully the irish version is more than just green jelly that tastes like spuds.
All my life there's been starving Africans. All dads too. And all grandads... as a continent that's resource rich, they don't seem to be able to manage it very well.
The way to go, is to put some music on with the bass cranked right up, smoke a few bongs, then start pounding it like an escaped lunatic. See, you're smiling already and thats the first step.
Lets face it, women are hilarious. They spin out all the time when you scratch your balls and leave muddy boots in the kitchen. Next minute, you give them flowers and its on like donkey Kong.
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RE: US- Iran
I think America should send their top diplomat, up the road to get a shish kebab as a sign of goodwill.