RE: Irish ladies

If you stop and think about Irish women, you'll end up in hysterics.

RE: Film Recommendations

Hunt for the wilderpeople... Its a nice funny kiwi film.

RE: How do YOU break the ice when talking to someone for the 1st time online?

I start by telling them I'm wearing no underpants, and go from there.

RE: Irish ladies

The ladies are much better in their late 30's, early 40's maybe.

RE: ladies what would you ?

You never know what the ladies are going to do, regardless of what they say or what seems logical.

RE: Boy/Girl Friends

Ek is nie 'n haarkapper nie

RE: Two Different Women Texting Me

Tell the Russian lady you have no money and want to migrate to Russia, tell the Idaho ho you've got heaps of money and you want to move to Boyse to grow potatoes.

RE: Gambling

Gamblers always say how much they won, they never boast about getting behind with their bills.

Sic bo is my favourite at the casino, the other players are mostly sober Asians.

RE: Celebartion time

Happy birthday! A few rum and cokes should get rid of the taste of bud.

RE: What Puts Your Town On The Map?

Cyclones and floods, crocodiles eating people, and tourist brochures.

RE: is everybody here for Fun??

Welcome to the house of fun, now I've come of age. Welcome to the lions den, temptations on its way.

RE: Guitars Or Drums?

Guitars. Drums are gay.

RE: is everybody here for Fun??

Not too much, I'm a rinser.

RE: is everybody here for Fun??

The dishes here are really piling up, they're not going to do themselves.

RE: Hi honey ... I'm Home

How much can a koala bear?

RE: Characteristics

Over 30? I'm not looking to start an old peoples home.

RE: Characteristics

Can suck a golf ball through a tennis racket
Owns a bottle shop
Speaks Russian only
Never wears crocs

RE: Do you like the sun...............?

2 days in the sun I turn red. But the fun doesn't stop there, after that I get covered in blisters then my skin peels off. Then like magic, I'm white again.

RE: Why do everyone want a rich partner ?

I think "rich" is too broad a term. The difference between old and new money is huge... Old money, you'll find they have almost arranged marriages, and keep to their own kind. New money, you'll find they are more concerned about people seeing them sip champagne and caviar, because thats what they think rich people ought to eat.

Neither group would be using free dating sites, too many folks looking for a free ride.

RE: Current Thoughts (Cont)~~

Johnny the boy has done it again, this time its a scrubber. He's never going to learn...

RE: Do you like the sun...............?

RE: Q, this is a lovely alphabetical number.

If you house catches fire and you have to ring the fire brigade, you do realise most of the guys that turn up are Freemasons dont you? ...

RE: What place do you want to be in your current or future relationship?

Depends... position wise on top, if its a race first place obviously.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: If you don't tell him i will!!!

I'm not telling him, he'd probably punch my lights out... Best he hears about it on the grapevine, or from Mavis at number 43.

RE: Whatever Your Taste In Music!!

RE: An Interesting Thread .

it is our duty to think him out of existence.

RE: An Interesting Thread .

Great big whoppers of things...

RE: An Interesting Thread .

Pop be dead. Me be Pop now.

RE: An Interesting Thread .

Very interesting...

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