RE: Now a days Why divorced ratio is very high

Women dont take note, they always know better.

RE: shaped into the person you are today 2018

So where did the acid kick in?

RE: What happened to the locals?

I dont wish to sound like a hippy Tony, but these things happen for a reason. Sure, it hurts like hell sometimes, it feels totally unfair at times, but you had to go through that to get where you are now. Dont be angry with her, she was only playing the cards she was dealt and is going through her own journey. Fark, now I sound like a hippy.

RE: "Tell me more..."

So, are you going to tell us more?

RE: What happened to the locals?

I guess cyclic would be one way of looking at it, people leaving and others joining. I cant see it ever going gangbusters, but lets hope new people feel comfortable to join.

RE: "Tell me more..."

Very interesting, care to elaborate?

RE: Can You Figure It Out

Same as a porcupine- very carefully...

RE: Why do so many women have either tattooed on eyebrow or pencilled on eyebrows?

Well if its so sad, women making themselves look nice, maybe you should chase the ones wearing a potato sack that have hair growing out their ears and noses.

RE: What happened to the locals?

There's always a temptation to blame someone or something, the reality is there are not many Aussies on here. The main forum, is a guy's wildlife photojournal.

The Irish section can be funny at times, they've got a great sense of humour.

RE: Explain this to me

I think so. Just last week I asked a lady to the cinema to watch a movie, then her solicitors demanded the title deeds to my house. Just like that.

RE: Why do so many women have either tattooed on eyebrow or pencilled on eyebrows?

Its a safety issue for many women. They shave off their eyebrows then simply carry a set of prosthetic eyebrows to change throughout the evening. If the date is going really well and you'd like to get to know him a little better, you put on a pair of more exotic and seductive eyebrows. However, if things are not going that well but you dont want to hurt the guys feelings, simply put on a bushier and less appealing set, like the ones Yasser Arafat used to wear.

RE: Irish ladies

RE: Is Croatia tired of winning ?

...As I was never a convict. Lets see, what was Croatia like 30 years ago? meh, refugee.

RE: Is Croatia tired of winning ?

Yeah, I'd rather be a convict than a refugee... Heard it all before.

RE: Irish ladies

A lovely Irish lady, with emerald eyes and a wonky nose, riding a horse with hairy hooves. Its enough to make me do a highland jig.

RE: Is Croatia tired of winning ?

Sheesh, not another one... We're also allies with America, but that does not make us Americans either. The Queens role in Australia is more figurative than literal. On my Australian passport, I dont need a visa to go to Europe, but I'd have to apply for one to go to England. English people have to get a visa to come here. We have our own constitution, written in 1901. We dont have hereditary titles at all, though we do have a modified Westminster legal system.

Far out, maybe I should just humour you foreigners and say, hell yeah, we're more Pommy than the Poms. We sit around all day drinking weak tea and complaining about the weather, when we're not busy singing god save the Queen.

RE: Is Croatia tired of winning ?

We're part of the Commonwealth, and since Federation in 1901 an independent country not an English colony. We're no more an English colony than Canada or Hong Kong is, or any other country you would have seen at the Commonwealth games recently.

I usually remind you of your heritage when you rant and rave about Muslims and other foreign people, and how you think they dont belong here. Good point about how some indigenous folks might see us, but I think the English lie of terra nullius lecture might be for another day.

RE: Why do so many women have either tattooed on eyebrow or pencilled on eyebrows?

Its safer to shave them off completely and draw them back on. Otherwise they catch fire when she's lighting a bong.

RE: Done with it lol

Take a soccer ball with you, for company.

RE: Is Croatia tired of winning ?

The Queen is our head of state, her picture is on our coins. The Governor general sacked Whitlam in about 1975, but none of these things make us an English colony.

Anyways, shouldnt you be out buying boat flares for the next soccer game?

RE: Is Croatia tired of winning ?

My country, Australia, is not an English colony. It was prior to federation in 1901. It was also a penal colony from 1788 to about 1850. Prior to that, it had a very long history with the indigenous population... I thought foreigners had to pass a knowledge test to live here.

But yeah, well done Croatia in the soccer.

RE: Competition......

Nah, boring old hetero white guy. No doubt I'll get more abusive emails from the transgender bloke here mow.

RE: Competition......

I'd be more concerned if you said my comments were typically female.

RE: Competition......

OK, lets sort this competition thing out for once and for all, by paper scissors rock. You chose scissors and I chose rock, so its settled, I win.

RE: In Four Words

Spose a lick on the bats out of the question? Dammit thats ten not four.

RE: Competition......

You must admit, that was funny.

RE: Competition......

Exactly my dear. Its kind of like a draw, where I'm one point ahead.

RE: Competition......

I like you just as you are Snooky, no need to compete at all. See, smart like bull strong like tractor.

RE: I have a man in my life again.....

When you've lost the American part of the accent, and have a cricket team, we'll see.

RE: I have a man in my life again.....

Tell him what you really think...

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