RE: What five members have been on the CS the longest.

I've only been here about 3 weeks. 5 weeks tops.

RE: Marriage

Maybe I'll marry a poof now its legal, then get divorced and clog up the family court system arguing over the poodle.

RE: Animals

I have a rather large armadillo.

RE: What's been the highlight of your life so far?

Joining CS.

RE: What age range are you more attracted to?

In some ways I'd pick the Stone age, but lets face it, the ladies back then would have been very hairy. Like on their backs and everything. It would be the same as sleeping with a plumber.

RE: Back in my day....

RE: Stranger Danger

Why? for not having high energy protein bars?

RE: Stranger Danger

Back in my day, we did all that. Walking backwards, through the snow.

RE: Stranger Danger

Recently, while waiting for a bus, I decided to have some sweets. Not wanting to be rude, I offered the kid next to me some. He said nah, show us yer ... first.
Kids these days huh.

RE: Does anyone want to have children ?

The original question is not clear, are you looking to buy or to sell?

RE: which side of the bed do you prefer ?

At this point, I'll assume its a trick question and say the top side.

RE: What age range are you more attracted to?

Say, mid 30's to early 50's maybe. Its hard to say really.

RE: Current Thoughts

RE: Building a City on and under the sea

I think they tried it in waterworld, but it didn't work out. Somebody stole his tomato, or tried to.

RE: Ladies

So whats the market value of a female alcoholic Newfoundlander?, say, average to reasonable condition, not too many miles on the clock.

RE: which side of the bed do you prefer ?

I thought the internet was.

RE: Past, Present & Future

My plan is to win lotto, then be a rich arsehole.

RE: On A Deserted Island

I'd take a chainsaw, and cut all the trees down.

RE: Is a car required nowadays ?

When the nuns got back home, they had a bath. One asked- Where's the soap? and the other said- Yes, it does.

RE: Gift for a friend

A roll of glad wrap and a tube of toothpaste.

RE: Tilted Heads

I personally think she tilts her head, to disguise the crooked nose she broke playing rugby.

RE: which side of the bed do you prefer ?

Life is a big continuous one.

RE: Who are the most boring race in the world?

Bicycle racing is pretty boring, unless there's a pile-up.

RE: Is a car required nowadays ?

When I drive my car, I pretend its a horse and cart, by saying "whoaaa there" when I stop at the lights

RE: Is flirting seen as a negative quality??

I seem to be constantly going back to the drawing board, maybe its a Queensland thing.

RE: Is flirting seen as a negative quality??

Certainly I wouldnt start with- How's your bum for grubs?

RE: Russia 2018

There must be some places where the razor delivery truck missed, because there seems to be a lot of evidence.

RE: Russia 2018

Only on the internet, they all seem to have massive bushes. Like a National pride thing maybe.

RE: Is flirting seen as a negative quality??

One time I got pulled over by the police, a male and a female officer. She was pretty cute and I didnt want them to notice my tyres were bald, I did some power flirting that day. The guy was so not impressed, and my efforts did not go un noticed. Didnt get to smash it but I told all my mates how I nearly did. She probably told all the other officers much the same story I imagine.

RE: Russia 2018

No point, we already know Putin will win. It will be on the news anyway.

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