Many happy returns is for birthdays, just as merry christmas is for christmas, and happy easter is for easter. Around these parts, far cough is used all year round for a variety of situations.
Up to a point slim women are more desirable. Obviously a vegan girl with stinky hairy armpits and earrings in her face is not much of a catch and frankly, embarrassing to be seen out with. Unless you're a wimpy stoned idiot looking for a furry bongbuddy, in which case its a match made in heaven.
pat8lanips Forum Posts (6,372)
RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids
I'd be trying to make it 16 or 17, twins with any luck.