The English language can be very subtle at times. If you tell your mates you've got a friend with benefits, they'll all be cheering you on and slapping you on the back. Yet, if you tell them you've got a friend on benefits, they'll roll their eyes and ask why you caught the bus.
A good way of making a little extra cash, is to get a really big house and grow hydroponic marijuana in most of the rooms. If the place also has a decent shed, you could establish a meth lab.
RE: Who is the Shyest CS Member
What about those too shy to vote?