RE: End of Times

The way I see things... ah, forget it.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

RE: What About OLD People ?

I'd like to see all the old people with mobility scooters have a giant smash up derby.

RE: End of Times

I can't believe you haven't.

RE: Happy Easter

I found the best way of celebrating Easter, is to put some tinsel and glitter on my balls then having my own private egg hunt.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

This will cheer you up...





teddybear

RE: End of Times

Salami (/s?'l??mi/ s?-LAH-mee) is a cured sausage consisting of fermented and air-dried meat, typically pork. Historically, salami was popular among Southern, Eastern, and Central European peasants because it can be stored at room temperature for up to 40 days once cut, supplementing a potentially meager or inconsistent supply of fresh meat. Countries and regions across Europe make their own traditional varieties of salami.

teddybear

RE: I'm Thinking #2

I put the maximum income, and all I get is scammers.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

RE: I'm Thinking #2

We wear Uggs bro, We wear thongs bro, where'd me kids go?... we're Housos, housos, housos... Lol

RE: I'm Thinking #2

It's not easy being a guy in these situations, you tap her on the shoulder and wonder if one should say geez, I bet your baby is hungry, or geez your baby must get furballs.

RE: Easter Greetings

Be you, be honest, be happy... And fark 'em.

Well, I mean, if you choose to that is...

teddybear

RE: Happy Easter

Yes a rabbit, that lays chocolate eggs... So presumably it all happened after the new world was discovered, 1500 or something AD Lol...

RE: End of Times

No further questions, your honour.

teddybear

RE: Happy Easter

Yep, he's born and we get presents. He dies and we get chocolates... What's not to like about it?

RE: Easiest thing to cook is

Lard.,, Just grab a big spoon, and hook in.

RE: What hair style should I keep -- long or shorter?

So just a trim to the top, you'd have a world class mullet.

RE: End of Times

Bn will know what to do.

RE: End of Times

I admit, I stole that one off Roy and HG...

RE: End of Times

See, adding an eh is as easy as farting in a lift.

RE: Online Dating & Crime

I'm sure even now, going to a pub or club to meet new people would statistically be more likely to have a bad outcome than meeting online.

RE: Online Dating & Crime

The old ways of meeting people before the internet also had crimes and terrible things happening. Now millions of people meet online, it follows that there will unfortunately be crimes committed.

RE: End of Times

Go on... You love it.

teddybear

RE: End of Times

Always good to keep an open mind about things.

RE: End of Times

Or smoking...

teddybear

RE: End of Times

Not great northern or fourex gold, preferably German full strength.

RE: End of Times

Dunno,but a carton of piss is the going rate.

RE: I'm Thinking #2

*Bob Katter...

RE: I'm Thinking #2

Sorry I don't know about the 'Toh fridge magnets.. But I did provide the Bib Katter fridge magnets. My folks must be so confused.

RE: End of Times

His, you're overpaying. Mine, the price is a carton of piss.

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