RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

I wonder if he shaves his nuts.

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

Something like one in eight kids arent related to their dad... The child support agency would be dead against the idea becoming the norm...

RE: the sattue of liberty in new york city destroys all virus's

So if we get a DeLorean we can travel back in time.

RE: the sattue of liberty in new york city destroys all virus's

Its probably full of asbestos.

teddybear

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

It would for you or I, but he's never done it tough for money...

RE: the sattue of liberty in new york city destroys all virus's

Seems to be attracting them, since about 1982

RE: Say Anything

Are they mutually exclusive? so how come its smelly backpackpackers and whatnot bringing this vile illness to my country?...

RE: Say Anything

We;re hoping it wont last that long.

RE: Say Anything

I wouldnt need to cough or sneeze, folks would just move away bervously.

RE: Say Anything

I;d borrow your crocs, or at the very least write Molly on mine...

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

He's too busy. And he doesen't have a comb. And he likes to make bald men jealous.

RE: Say Anything

Oh I was joking... As if you'd catch me using public transport...teddybear

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

Indeed, I am a grub for joining the speculation. The young bloke didnt choose his parents. My guess is that this simmering issue came to a head recently, leaving everyone feeling hurt. It must be tough being a normal family with normal imperfections being on the world stage.

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

He might be the one I;m thinking of. Pinched the silverware, sold his story to the tabloids, looks rather like... umm....

RE: Say Anything

At least its easy to get a seat on the bus now, just pretend to cough and sneeze. Everyone else gets off. Bit of a pain though because I dont know how to drive a bus.

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

Well, there's black, white, and many shades of grey... Marrying one gender does not always mean you are not or have not been attracted to the other gender at some stage... I dont understand the attraction myself, but I understand it does exist.

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

Toilet seat situation maybe... I dont think he was as gay as folks thought, or the palace press release hoped.

RE: Is People Ready For The Upcoming Comet?

What about the legs?... I guess you could go for left and right...

RE: Is People Ready For The Upcoming Comet?

The lord works in mysterious ways...

RE: Prince Charles is Positive

Too strong I think... considering the kid that looks just like the butler...

RE: My girlfriend

Fair enough, it was only a chihuawa...

RE: Dating in late age

You act your age first, mum only put her number there in case I miss the bus and forget her number.

RE: What happens when coronavirus gets really bad where you live?

I'll sell toilet paper, a dollar each square.

RE: Dating in late age

My dad will beat up your dad, and you'll be grounded even longer.

RE: Dating in late age

Dont lie Bnaughty, you're only 15...

RE: Dating in late age

Travel probably wont work right now... But yeah 50 is still kind of alright, its not too bad.

RE: We have seen the worst in human nature

This will happen.

RE: Say Anything

Like boy George hey...

RE: We have seen the worst in human nature

Disasters bring out both the best and worst in people... Fat women fighting over toilet paper in the shops makes dramatic news footage... People showing compassion and delivering groceries to old people etc., is a nice feel good story to end the news on...

There are millions of less interesting or attention grabbing stories in the middle of that spectrum, that wont get any air time. Some people are just grubs and always will be, thankfully there are those at completely the other end of the spectrum.

RE: is it a smart thing to reveal our income on our profile on dating web sites?

Meh, if I saw a woman who makes a million dollars a year, on a dating site... it would probablt turn me off as she's obviously a scammer.
Having said that, I set my income at over 150 000...

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