RE: Global Warming

I thought that was just climate change.

RE: Memorable quotes and their Authors

Funny as an overturned spastic bus...

-My mate Dave.

RE: Memorable quotes and their Authors

What does this button do?

-Inexperienced astronaut on the space shuttle that blew up.

RE: Memorable quotes and their Authors

Can you hear the drums Fernando...

-Annafried Falkskogg.

RE: A Better Mouse Trap

My technique- I melt the cheese on the trigger with a cigarette lighter, then make a few wraps of cotton round it while its still gooey. Seems to improve the strike rate.

RE: You're a idiot ?

I'd break in to their house, and take a dump in their shower. And thats just the polite warning phase of the conflict...

RE: What happened to the locals?

Ahh, we're back from drinking martinis with the new friendsat the country club are we, . Had our fill of canapes, crutons with armadillo jus, and vol-au-vaunts have we?
Now you want to keep it real like Jenny from the block, back with the common people hey...

RE: Your mame backwards

I'm keeping it secret.

RE: Sixty is the new twenty!!

Everyone loves an L + L thread.

RE: My mind is now empty

I'll keep an open mind about it.

RE: Sixty is the new twenty!!

She's been using the same profile pic for 40 years, is my guess...

RE: Why young women pick older men? Pick the word that you feel best answers this quiery.

I'm getting toey as a Roman sandal here, waiting for all these younger women to hit me up.

RE: Why young women pick older men? Pick the word that you feel best answers this quiery.

I thought you would pick divorce Barbie, it comes with Kens house, Kens boat, and Kens car...

RE: Why young women pick older men? Pick the word that you feel best answers this quiery.

Sure, as long as its just a Barbie doll or something within reason.

RE: Well?

2020 will be a great year for hindsight.

RE: Why young women pick older men? Pick the word that you feel best answers this quiery.

Basically, the women are trying to live out their Santa Claus fantasies. They love it.

RE: The 70s

RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids

2-15 kids is one thing. But fat ankles, thats crook...

RE: Rumors

I heard a rumour that a certain person is pregnant. Word on the street, is that she's expecting twins.

RE: Why do some doctors spend more time typing what you say into a computer file instead of discussing

The doctors are probably using dating sites, or updating their facebook etc.

RE: Did you ever thread on someones thread that they didn't want you to thread on...?

I take that risk, but I wear safety glasses.

RE: I was told I look Russian...!

I wouldn't say Russian, maybe a bit Lebanese though. Its hard to tell sometimes.

RE: The latest in scented candles

Sounds like a good idea, though I wouldn't be buying any that smell like a guys knob.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

Well that would be confusing, if the bigger girls all start describing themselves as a piece of string. But people would work it out prety quickly, and we'd be looking for yet another way of saying the same thing without using the f-word...

RE: very, very,

Or getting in early for Chinese new year maybe.

RE: What is your idea of a successful first date?

They usually shake my hand and hump somebody else's leg, have I been missing something.?

RE: Body Language

Well... I think it would be difficult to snort a laundry liquid or gel, so the logical assumption is you lot from the future are injecting the stuff instead, and getting around on hoverboards.

RE: Body Language

Well yeah, if he's snorted all the washing powder, his clothes will still be dirty.

RE: Body Language

The game changer being- you figure out he's not on coke but been sniffing lines of washing powder. You feel sorry for the guy and offer up the sympathy root.

RE: Body Language

I guess bubbles coming out the nose could send a mixed message.

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