RE: Tommy Robinson found dead in his cell!

That deaf dumb blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

RE: Dirt For Dinner

I've heard that the government is adding dihydrogen monoxide to the water supply, as a form of mind control.

RE: Dirt For Dinner

Here, the property owner pays for the water in the council rates. Rental tenants are allowed a certain amount included in the lease, but must pay for any excess used. It will vary from council to council, and from state to state.

RE: NO KNICKERS DAY is here!

In Lebanon, they have a special day when everyone wears their underpants backwards. Then they break dinner plates.

RE: Money, Money, Money.......

Mostly I find the talking about money, is a sad reflection of a boring person... those who have it claim to have none, those without it often boast of their lavish lifestyle.

RE: Happy Eid

Yeah, my good ones are like those on your profile. Kind of long and thin. The green ants got me good a few times, but I got heaps of juicy fruit.

RE: Happy Eid

Will do. The thing is, everyone here goes on and on about Bowens, sure they're great but there are some wonderful other types. Everybody here worries about how stringy they are, but my nice mangoes are not stringy at all.

RE: Happy Eid

I was hoping you'd know why the nice mangoes have not yet flowered. I think it must be the breed.

RE: Happy Eid

All the best Ali... I've got mango flowers on the tree in my front yard, but none in the back yard. The back yard ones were lovely, almost like the long Phillipino ones but not quite. I got a few hundred kilos no problem of really nice fruit.

RE: Y do you put up multiple threads ??

And because you interrupted my thought patterns, I forgot 6 threads I was going to post. So now, because of your selfishness, everyone has to miss out. They were really good ones too probably, so thats like missing at least 12 normal threads.

RE: Y do you put up multiple threads ??

I just do, so back off, man...

RE: Shame on U.....

I'm ashamed when I get hommous on my dolmades.

RE: How many women are seeking a man to relocate to their area

Its Greece, who says anything about women? enjoy.

RE: Indulge me........

... And slightly better for you

RE: Indulge me........

Meh, I speak in jest... They're all nice people, doing their thing. But yeah, either way you'd end up stabbing me in the arm with a pair of scissors. I've already consulted the great Swahili and he says it will be so.

RE: Indulge me........

Cool, thats very reassuring.

RE: Indulge me........

So why would you stab me in the arm with a pair of scissors if given half a chance? I'm usually really nice to people.

RE: Indulge me........

I'll try that one day... Maybe.

RE: Indulge me........

So I should send money to that lady in Ghana? Surely it would be a cop out not to...

RE: What truly turns you off - Part 2

She'll ask one of the many servants, while they're polishing some of the solid gold cutlery. In the palace.

RE: Zimbabwe.....

The good thing about Zimbabwe, it makes places like Papua New Guinea look really together.

RE: Indulge me........

Nah, I'm pretty suss on things like internet personality tests. Sounds too much like scientology.

RE: Indulge me........

I never got the results, the machine broke.

RE: Indulge me........

I have no personality, I'm as dull as dishwater.

RE: What Are You Wearing?

I'm wearing 4 feet of clingwrap, and nothing else except my wristwatch.

RE: How do You like Your marshmallow

Stuffed into a mailbox.

RE: Majority Vote......

Here we have biparty preferential voting, which means it will only ever be Labor or Liberal running the country. There used to be a big difference between the two, but almost none now, in regards to their policies. So we vote for the less crappy candidate, not which one has better policies. Any you get fined a few hundred bucks if you dont vote.

RE: My favorite Johnny Depp movie

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas...

I remember watching him in 21 Jump street, back when I was at high school in the early 80's maybe. At the time it made no sense to me why a school would need any cops, let alone one operating undercover amongst the students... Guess it was a sign of things to come, I couldnt imagine a school would operate in America without it all these days.

RE: tuna fish

Enjoy your tuna fish. I'm having beef cow instead.

RE: What do u want Most in ur Life......?

What is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no more...

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