RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

Bettter rhan shutting your mouth... Questionable...

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

As for kissing womens arses, its like a 9 volt battery... You know you shouldn't put your tongue on it, but you do anyway just to see what happens...

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

Sorry, I must have hit several nerves. Dude, you're probably an alright sort of person, just barking up the wrong tree. Guys that go that way are less likely to be here, you're wasting time and effort. That's why no woman can ever meet your criteria. O.K., she's size 8 and fit as a butchers dog, but let me guess you're not interested because she wears make up... Elephant in the room?

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

And an inane question if you're never going to see them, period.

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

Hahaha conspiracy theory much... Me, a white knight? Geez, I'm as coarse and single minded as the best of 'em, but dont see the point of destroying anybodies chances of getting anything, i.e. being a knob and scaring the few remaining possibilities away. You must be one of those losers who cant handle being overlooked and so makes a determined effort to sabotage any other guys chances.

The cold fact is, you and I both have almost no chances with what we see as a good thing. The difference between us is I will at least make some effort, remote though my chances are. You sound like you've just given up completely, become obese living in mums basement living of macaroni cheese playing playsttion all day, and spat the dummy thinking the problem lies solely with others. Because none of these good-for-nothing size 8 gorgeous wenches in their twenties have no time for a boring old slob. They have much better offers.

And yes, I think it is pretty gay, going on a mostly hetero dating site as a guy, doing your best to belittle women. What do you imagine, they'll be impressed by your offensiveness? Surely you;re not that stupid, so I'd have to say not really into women. Like I said no big deal, heaps of people go that way. Just, you're kind of getting in the way of progress.

RE: Dating - What are your physical size preferences…for a woman?

If you don't like women, have a flog instead. No biggy, no need to post about it either. If you prefer men, there would be places for that I'm sure, no biggy either really. You prefer sheep, well you're in the right place for that already or you could try New Zealand as they're into it as well...

RE: Wrist watch Suggestion Required...

Damn, now some Nigerian scammer knows I have an oven.

RE: Wrist watch Suggestion Required...

My phone tells me the time, so does the telly, so does the oven, so does my car... Surely somewhere on that avionics dashboard ib his aeroplane there's something that tells the time.

If he wanted a watch, he'd already have one. But then again, maybe he doesent have a divers watch...

RE: What do you think is the greatest obstacle in dating?

The greatest obstacle I have found, is not having another person to go out with.

RE: happiness

A happy meal from filthy maccas...

Just a reminder,,,

I only wear crocs.

RE: Who

I have no major issue with whatever hat folks choose to wear, though it seems to affect their driving skills.

RE: Your husband's/wife's boss

Sometimes, you just gotta take one for the team.

RE: R u sickened when the person you don't like makes a magic thread...?

I would do kung fu on them. then make an even more magic thread.

RE: DNA TEST

And his mother is going along with it? thats pretty sick...

RE: Who

Unless the Daleks are involved, I couldn't be arsed watching doctor Who.

Just a reminder,,,

Just like flared pants, Volkswagons, and Abba... The 70's bush will return to popularity again, like a phoenix rising from the ashes. So throw away those razors, ladies, and let it grow long and haggard like a prospectors beard.

Just a reminder,,,

I dont mean in a good way.

Just a reminder,,,

Nah, too nutty.

Just a reminder,,,

Yeah me too, but they just don't have the time any more, since they opened the bakery.

Just a reminder,,,

That the good old days were rubbish. Everyone was always fighting and calling each other poof and thief. It constantly rained, the food was overcooked mush. There was no music, there was litter and grafitti everywhere. Nobody had any money, sickness was rife. The average life expectancy was 12 years old, and the village baker never washed his hands after using the toilet.

teddybear

RE: My Neighbor

Maybe order him a pizza, to show there's no hard feelings. And some Chinese too, in case he doesent like pizza.

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

They make more money than drug dealers, because they wash their crack and sell it again.

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Now you sound like boy George.

RE: Thwaites glacier is melting

Some say we are all going to die real soon from it, others say there's no problem at all no need to worry about it...

The truth is somewhere in between the two opinions, and both stand to make a lot of money from it.

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

I'm pretty sure I do.

RE: Thwaites glacier is melting

The problem with many of these kinds of studies, is they cherry pick research to suit an agenda. Science should not be a belief system, but with this issue it is diveded between believers and denyers...
Recently, there was a fuss about one part melting, while there was no mention of another part freezing up.
This actually works against the cause and weakens the case.

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Depends, what are your mates like?

RE: Did you ever purchase a prostitude ?

Nah, purchase one and rent it out to your mates, easy money.

Hearing impairment.

It would make it easy to sulk, just put some mittens on.

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