RE: Body Language

If you put some icing sugar on your nose, keep sniffing and rubbing your nose, and talking gibberish really fast... People will interpret your body language as being on cocaine.

RE: Harry and Meghan, the royal scandal.

The Queen is holding it all together, the next i line is a non event, William will do a great job. All power to thr other bloke, he seems decent enough.

RE: Lovly lady Means??

A lady who's first language is not English would be my guess.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

Well I'm sure there are people missing limbs or in wheelchairs in loving relationships too, but thats not usually what folks set out to find on internet dating. So people use language like unencumbered by the rettraints of functional limbs, or disabled parking enthusiast.
But if they also have- bubbly, few extra pounds, likes eating out, voluptuous, curvy etc etc... then one can make the assessment they're a bit fat as well.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

Yeah I have to pay that one, funny as. Might have to use it one day.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

No, well it turns out it means fat so you can use it on your profile. If you're lazy too, simply put- loves eating out.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

I thought you would pull me up, that the authorities generally dont measure penii... unless there's some reason to.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

Imperial is the standard for measuring penii or dope (though the authorities use metric), height still to some degree, the 6 foot tall thing still rules and 185cm sounds heaps shorter no doubt.

RE: Multiple personality disorder

Farken hell, things must be grim in Manchester. Its not that bad really.

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

Fat means overweight, curvy is a polite way of saying overweight. Thus, curvy is a way of saying fat. No way an attractive woman would have curvy on her profile.

RE: What happened to the locals?

And some times they're too much...

RE: The Etymology of Online Dating

Curvy means fat.

RE: Why you like to see…more young women posting on here?

Young women? yeah for sure. But there has to be a minimum age, say 18...

RE: Dating over 50’s

Yeah, I can't wait to try the women.

RE: Dating over 50’s

Dating the over 50's is great. Except they keep losing their glasses, tend to knit all the time, and are a bit too sensible.

RE: What happened to the locals?

I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve, to make the women go crazy.

RE: To get your day off to a good start

I'm like an old lawnmower, takes a few vigorous pulls to get started of a morning...

RE: do u think money is everything in this world ?

I agree totally.

RE: A woman profile!

Just trying to be helpful, thats all.

RE: do u think money is everything in this world ?

Indeed, the grass is always greener on the other side.

RE: what makes you irish?

Why do you assume everyone is Irish anyway?

RE: So is anyone getting a wee bit excited about Christmas

Sure am, Christmas trees are really cheap now. Soon ham will be half price too.

RE: what is love

Why do I find it hard to write the next line, when I want the truth to be said.

RE: do u think money is everything in this world ?

People who don't have it think it is, people that do think it isn't.

RE: What happened to the locals?

Just doing their job.

RE: what is love

It had to be done, to return balance to the cosmos.

RE: what is love

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

RE: What happened to the locals?

The locals all went mad and the police shot them.

RE: Locked in

It would depend on the amount of time really, it could be the girl of your dreams but eventually nature calls and that might be one of those things that can't be unseen.

RE: Plane ride

Where to start... Fat sweaty pig sitting nearby grunting while they eat, people taking their shoes off, screaming kids, smelly people, loudmouths, drunks, people farting, stale air, turbulence, landing... Not much to like really, but much quicker than travelling by ship.

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