RE: Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Maybe pitchers get knighted, but catchers dont.

RE: Why was mick jagger Knighted and David Bowie wasn’t

Mainly because Mick danced way better in "dancing in the streets". Far as I'm concerned it looked like Dave had just had a hit of heroin or something.

RE: Homemade

I make my own crystal meth out of toilet cleaning chemicals, boot polish, pool chemicals, powerful industrial solvents, baby laxatives, car battery scuzz, and the white stuff out of fluoro tubes... I'm sick of getting the commercial stuff that has harmful glucose added to it.

RE: Is well spoken = intelligence

Meh, I'm just a 99%-er who's a dollar short and a day late.

RE: British Man Jailed For Eating Crisps In Front Of Muslim

England and America are both pretty ordinary, but so are Asia and Africa. India is pretty well rooted too really.

RE: Anyone heard from Tru lately ?

I'm not worried either, I dont generally have ladies underpants on my clothesline.

RE: Anyone heard from Tru lately ?

I'm not worried either, I dont generally have ladies underpants on my clothesline.

RE: METAL DETECTORS NEEDED IN ALL SCHOOLS

Maybe boiled eggs are the problem. Because it surely cane be every second person carrying a machine gun, as is their constitutional right.

RE: British Man Jailed For Eating Crisps In Front Of Muslim

By gum, time for a chip buty...

RE: Anyone heard from Tru lately ?

Maybe its time to move to a different area then, I heard he pinches ladies underpants off their clothelines. Which is understandable.

RE: British Man Jailed For Eating Crisps In Front Of Muslim

For the majority of the world, they're chips. Unfortunately, in America chips are called fries, and in Pomgolia chips are called crisps. The bigger issue is how many orangutans you made homeless and abused by supporting the grubby industry. I dont eat any of this rubbish on ethical grounds, and neither should anybody else.

RE: Anyone heard from Tru lately ?

I hope so too, he's a legend.

RE: Anonymous messages

A lot of men are not after that kind of action, despite the rain.

RE: At what age must u stop wearing a mini skirt/dress ?

When the builders stop whistling at you as you walk past the site, its time to hang up the miniskirt and start wearing cardigans and sensible shoes.

RE: Greek

All on welfare no problems?

RE: Kissing....How....Where.....When.....

On the lips, on a moonlit beach, just before sunrise.

RE: METAL DETECTORS NEEDED IN ALL SCHOOLS

Maybe I'm just a hillbilly, but maybe it might make more sense to eliminate the items that metal detectors detect i.e. machine guns.

We tragically had our worst mass shooting since we introduced gun laws about 25 years ago last week, a murder suicide where 7 people were killed. I'm thinking this would not be out of the ordinary in any week in America.

RE: Ice cream

I think lesbian flavoured ice cream would be quite nice.

RE: How important is having money far above requirements ?

I think everybody plans to do awesome things for society when they win lotto, until they actually win. Most end up poorer than they started after a few years, because getting the money is one thing, keeping it quite another...

RE: Can Lurkers Check In Please.....

I reckon loiterer sounds way cooler than lurker. Kind of got that classy French ring to it. Like when you ask somebody if they want jus on their compote-de-cockroach coffin, it sounds much classier than do you want sauce on your meat pie.

RE: What should be your decision!

3 years older is not much really, I could handle 6 or 7 years older and I dont even have any tattoos.

RE: Dos and don'ts of a one armed person

Never say - you could count the number of times that's happened on one hand. Specifically if they're driving at the time.

RE: What happens to overprotected children?

They turn gay, and have socialist beliefs.

RE: nice to be back......hi all.

Yeah , what rainbow said... hope you are doing ok bud.teddybear

RE: Does anyone else fear that a duck is watching you?

I dont know if fear is the right word, but I dont really like it when they leave the head and feet on with those bright red Chinese ducks hanging in the shop window. They taste delicious, but the head staring at me from the side of my plate while I eat the rest would be a bit much really.

RE: say something

I'll come out to the yard if you serve coffee, the hetero version of tea.

RE: say something

Well let this be a warning then- dont boast about it.

RE: say something

Nah, your olives are rather inferior, I was talking about your tea and biscuit skills.

RE: say something

OK OK, no need to boast about it.

RE: say something

His olives are slightly superior to Turkish olives, but not as nice as Greek olives.

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