RE: Tight Partner

I'm as tight as a fishes arsehole, all the chicks dig it.

RE: Which type of Body + Hair/Eye Colour + Muscles attracts u ?

I did say blonde, so she probably cant remember exactly who the father is.

RE: Sports and alcohol

Hammer throwing... Come to think of it, anything where throwing is done- javelin, darts, or dwarfs.

RE: Which type of Body + Hair/Eye Colour + Muscles attracts u ?

Nah, your girlfriend...

RE: What ya got on the go.....SAY ANYTHING

I've heard that vigorously rubbing hand cream on it can work.

RE: Which type of Body + Hair/Eye Colour + Muscles attracts u ?

Tall, blonde, heavily pregnant, swimmers body, with blue eyes and front tooth gap.

RE: Have u met the person of ur dreams on Cs ?

RE: Sports and alcohol

Jousting, and motorbike racing.

RE: R u ready to move on with ur lives ?

I'm fully pumped up to the max.

RE: What do u think of a psychologist ?

At uni, its easy to tell the psych students. They usually look a bit spun out with googly eyes and/or weird hair... Social work students all look like tattooed junkies...

RE: Have u met the person of ur dreams on Cs ?

I have pretty weird dreams, especially when I eat cheese before bed time.

RE: Dinner guest

I'd invite Jesus and a heap of fishermen. I'd only have to get one loaf of bread and a bottle of wine.

RE: What's Your Talent?

My talent is pulling people's hair.

RE: Abusive males

Pull my hair.

RE: Abusive males

I'm still Pat after 1am. Bit messy, sure, but still that lovable cheeky character full of wisdom and good advice.

RE: The problem with the forums is....

You may have to set your sights lower, or lift your game. Or both.

RE: The problem with the forums is....

Well obviously its hotter than post menopausal, yet at the same time not as hot as table grade.

RE: The problem with the forums is....

I didnt realise there was a problem with the forums. They seem pretty pumped up these days. Be better if there were more hotties but.

RE: Why is there a Blogs, Forums & Polls - Why cannot they be combined into one ?

Blog people and forum people dont see eye to eye... It began way back in 1863 when a blog woman ran away with a forum man, there's been car bombings and people crapping in each others fish tanks ever since.

RE: Abusive males

Yeah, whatever.

RE: How To Turn Newfoundland Into A Paradise

Technically, you'd have to completely change the Earth's orbit to make Canada tropical. I'm pretty sure the North pole is in Canada these days... The tropics are located between the tropic of Capricorn in the South, and tropic of Capricorn in the North.
I reckon a wall around it would just make the place a very cold prison.

RE: New year New changes

Well yes, she knows I never will.

RE: New year New changes

Avoid diet coke, I only see fat people drinking it.

RE: New year New changes

I think he means uphill gardening pics, me either.

RE: Nuclear threat.

Its very stressful, but I think PTSD is a stretch. About 10 years ago, we all got texts saying a tsunami was coming, head to high ground. This was not long after the tsunami that killed tens of thousands in Asia. Yes there was panic, yes there was a traffic jam that would have trapped most people. Thankfully, there was no tsunami, and people joked about it within days.

RE: New year New changes

Yeah Fifi, pics or it didnt happen.

RE: New year New changes

I would prefer to simply buy some unused psychotropics. Might get a bottle of water to have with it.

RE: New year New changes

To get a bottle water some wasted caveman has laid a cable in? no way.

RE: New year New changes

Yeah, I can see a bunch of stoned cavemen pissing in the water reservoir laughing their heads off about future generations drinking it.

RE: New year New changes

I test all my water with a gas chromatography mass spectrometer, as well as analysing the potassium/iodine isotopes... So by the time I'm finished testing it there's only a small mouthful left in the bottle.

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