RE: Marooned on a deserted island

I'm sure Bear Grills could make some kind of raft out of that.

RE: Marooned on a deserted island

Its a deserted island Molly, not a lesbians picnic.

RE: Whisper or shout

Yeah, ask Don Johnson from Miami vice about it. I'll bet he's a real wizz in the laundry.

RE: How soon after meeting online and chatting do you think 2 people should become exclusive and why?

By the second email message. Just because.

RE: Whisper or shout

Pretty much anything to do with sharting.

RE: Finally

Most of the sheep in New Zealand have human cells in them regularly.

RE: Are there really any decent guys out there?

Well thats heaps better than somebody else throwing up a little bit in your mouth, surely?...

RE: Do you think you're better of alone...?

RE: Earth quake in Wales

Or Druid pounds, whatever they're using these days.

RE: Earth quake in Wales

I heard the earthquake in Wales caused millions of euros in improvemnts.

RE: When someone asks u to listen to a love song ?

If somebody tells me to listen to a love song, I tell them to piss off.

RE: How was your V Day??

I wish every day was V day.

RE: What are your bad points?

I drink milk straight from the bottle, leave the toilet seat however I please, and have a short attention span.

RE: Are nurses the best type of people to date?

I noticed at another dating site thats popular here, the 2 professions that feature regularly are nurses and teachers. So in short I'd say they're no good to date.

RE: What's the most interesting thing you know about dehumidifiers?

Recently I overheard a well-to-do lady boasting about all her name brand appliances, I burst out laughing when she said she has a Smeg dehumidifyer.

RE: How many girls/guys have u had in ur life so far ?

No, thats just on the kitchen bench.

RE: How many girls/guys have u had in ur life so far ?

I have noticed women in my age group if asked, become a bit vague and say- around ten. However, I remember asking in my early twenties and them saying only ten. So if I was ever asked, I would say almost ten.

RE: AGE GAP

Personally I think its only relevant for younger people. A 20 year old is way to old for a 16 year old partner, but a 50 year old with a partner in their 60's is no big deal.

RE: Are you tattooed or tattooless?

People with tattoos worship the devil, people with webbed fingers worship frogs.

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

I'm not that picky, you can always use Lebanese adjectives.

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

Describe Kaybee... I'm guessing she speaks funny and drives on the wrong side of the road. She's the main cheerleader for the Massachusetts Potato Peelers baseball team, and she used to be on first name terms with the Heff and the Hoff.

RE: can you be a muslim and british?

Just because a dog is born in a stable, that don't make it a horse.

RE: One Word Only

RE: A break from white people.

Many times I've been to Kentuckey...









...Fried Chicken.

RE: This is my Peace page

Bring on the revolution I say. All nut farms and factories involved with nuts, are to be burnt to the ground. All recipe books and tv shows glorifying nut consumption to be piled up and burnt. The penalty for nut possession upgraded to torture and execution.
So basically you can put that in the peace pipe and smoke it.

RE: Eat It

Now you've made the hommous, all you need now is the rest of the kebab and a dozen beers beforehand.

RE: Random Thoughts

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.teddybear

RE: Why didn't you climb Everest yet?

I havent been able to find a bikini clad hotty Sherpa, and now mkr is back on forget it.

RE: What would you do...

It would depend on the context. Building work, a small mistake can cost the client or boss a lot of money, and so if it was my mistake I'd wear the friction up to a point. I'm OK with swearing, be prepared for some in return though, more than some usually. Physical contact would create all sorts of drama, thankfully its never been part of my work life.

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

Huge gazongas, eats rabbit food, big fan of spy v spy back in the day, knows the second verse of our National anthem.teddybear

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