If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be? ( Archived) (32)

Mar 12, 2020 6:12 AM CSTIf you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland, Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?(Vote Below)

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Missing an arm
8
19%
Missing a leg
2
5%
Completely covered in tattoos, including the face
4
9%
Completely covered with hair, including the back
6
14%
Screwed up on drugs
3
7%
A dribbling idiot
1
2%
A convicted underwear thief
8
19%
Chronic masturbator, more than 5 times a day
9
21%
A murderer
1
2%
somebody covered in scabs and weeping sores
1
2%
Total Votes
43
teddybear
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Mar 12, 2020 6:27 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
easy!
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Mar 12, 2020 6:42 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Good choice, I'd probably pick the same...
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Mar 12, 2020 6:43 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Palmfrond
PalmfrondPalmfrondEaston, Pennsylvania USA4 Threads 236 Posts
it would be awesome if he let me watch wow
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Mar 12, 2020 7:00 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
The chronic master baiter covered in tattoos will do me just fine.

He just can't do it in the kitchen, that's the only rule.
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Mar 12, 2020 7:04 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
So, in the front yard would be acceptable?
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Mar 12, 2020 7:12 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
Oh covered with hair front and back, there's a lot of choice on CSprofessor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 12, 2020 7:27 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
That would open things up a bit I guess.teddybear
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Mar 12, 2020 8:54 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
I´ll take the chronic fapper, but I´m interested in the underwear thief too, who hasn´t stolen from the neighbours washing line before!
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Mar 12, 2020 9:13 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
We all learnt something today.
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Mar 12, 2020 9:16 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
Gotta go with missing an arm although I didn't realise that actually did happen. I thought it was a cast. I nearly said that people like her should be made to wear stickers but then I remembered she was a Jew.
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Mar 12, 2020 9:38 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
You should have said in an English accent- Just 'avin a bit of 'armless fun...
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Mar 12, 2020 12:55 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
I’m willing to go with the missing armlaugh
at least he got the other one
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Mar 12, 2020 1:00 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
pat8lanips: You should have said in an English accent- Just 'avin a bit of 'armless fun...
That's a cocknet accentdoh
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Mar 12, 2020 1:07 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Miss_Cellaneous
Miss_CellaneousMiss_CellaneousWyre, Lancashire, England UK1 Threads 2,444 Posts
I would have to go with "A dribbling idiot" Watching him miss his "mouth" with his pint beer laugh A total "dribbler". Yep! that's my choice grin
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Mar 12, 2020 1:22 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
donal63
donal63donal63letterkenny, Donegal Ireland2 Threads 2,252 Posts
a convicted knicker thief would be ideal,then we could go out and nick,kickers together hug
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Mar 17, 2020 4:09 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
You missed the box which says 'ALL OF THE ABOVE'

So, you're not gonna get any applicants from this (obvious) self promotion thread eh "=_

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing comfort comfort comfort cheers
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Mar 17, 2020 7:28 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
I pick the inability to grow chest hair.........tongue
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Mar 17, 2020 7:45 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I dont think I'd like a woman with a hairy chest either...
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Mar 17, 2020 7:46 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Herkim
HerkimHerkimMesa, Arizona USA2 Threads 442 Posts
Missing a dong…. Oops….. that wasn’t an option was it.doh
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Mar 18, 2020 6:00 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
I say covered with hair. I will shave it, so then she won't be covered for a few days.
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Mar 18, 2020 1:05 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland22 Threads 6,274 Posts
Tattoos the rest of you I worry about loluh oh
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Mar 18, 2020 1:15 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Bluesky60
Bluesky60Bluesky60Marysville, Washington USA225 Posts
Screwed up on drugs.at least he is near the end! conversing
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Mar 18, 2020 1:16 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland22 Threads 6,274 Posts
Bluesky60: Screwed up on drugs.at least he is near the end!
Jeez that be no fun laugh
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Mar 18, 2020 1:24 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
A few years ago I would have chose the drug option. These days, I would choose the m**turbator option (as long as she let me watch).
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Mar 21, 2020 6:06 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Ya gotta feel sorry for the guy tho..........he can't switch off. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 21, 2020 9:10 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I feel sorry for the guy who cant switch on...
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Mar 21, 2020 10:20 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
This thread is promoting the lastest globalist, agenda of "social distancing" doh

laugh
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Mar 21, 2020 10:41 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Melody1671
Melody1671Melody1671Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela2,378 Posts
I wouldn't choose any... But to me, the thing is when I fall in love with that special person, I love EVERYTHING related to him (good AND/OR bad, cute AND/OR ugly, right AND/OR wrong) because I want to do so... Because I "learn" to do so... Some people are extremely shallow or superficial... You can figure those out in a couple of minutes... Others are complex, have layers that you keep discovering... THOSE are the ones I like... devil lips
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Mar 21, 2020 10:57 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland22 Threads 6,274 Posts
Melody1671: I wouldn't choose any... But to me, the thing is when I fall in love with that special person, I love EVERYTHING related to him (good AND/OR bad, cute AND/OR ugly, right AND/OR wrong) because I want to do so... Because I "learn" to do so... Some people are extremely shallow or superficial... You can figure those out in a couple of minutes... Others are complex, have layers that you keep discovering... THOSE are the ones I like...
Those layers are not always good uh oh
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Apr 6, 2020 4:48 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Totsie
TotsieTotsieThailand, Central Thailand Thailand2 Posts
Missing an arm
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