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If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be? (36)

Mar 12, 2020 7:12 AM CSTIf you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland, Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?(Vote Below)

- (To Vote: select an option above, then press this button)
Missing an arm
6
17%
Missing a leg
2
6%
Completely covered in tattoos, including the face
3
9%
Completely covered with hair, including the back
5
14%
Screwed up on drugs
2
6%
A dribbling idiot
1
3%
A convicted underwear thief
5
14%
Chronic masturbator, more than 5 times a day
9
26%
A murderer
1
3%
somebody covered in scabs and weeping sores
1
3%
Total Votes
35
teddybear
Mar 12, 2020 7:27 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
easy!
Mar 12, 2020 7:42 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
Good choice, I'd probably pick the same...
Mar 12, 2020 7:43 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
it would be awesome if he let me watch wow
Mar 12, 2020 8:00 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
The chronic master baiter covered in tattoos will do me just fine.

He just can't do it in the kitchen, that's the only rule.
Mar 12, 2020 8:04 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
So, in the front yard would be acceptable?
Mar 12, 2020 8:12 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
tomcattyonline today!
tomcattyonline today!tomcattyocean city plymouth, Devon, England UK77 Threads 2 Polls 2,038 Posts
Oh covered with hair front and back, there's a lot of choice on CSprofessor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 12, 2020 8:21 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
you know, can we make a slide change, instead of choosing a partner, can we make it in to ``tap that a** whilst drunk as a skunk `` uh oh
Mar 12, 2020 8:27 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
That would open things up a bit I guess.teddybear
Mar 12, 2020 9:54 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
I´ll take the chronic fapper, but I´m interested in the underwear thief too, who hasn´t stolen from the neighbours washing line before!
Mar 12, 2020 10:13 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
We all learnt something today.
Mar 12, 2020 10:16 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
ChesneyChristonline today!
ChesneyChristonline today!ChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,109 Posts
Gotta go with missing an arm although I didn't realise that actually did happen. I thought it was a cast. I nearly said that people like her should be made to wear stickers but then I remembered she was a Jew.
Mar 12, 2020 10:38 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
You should have said in an English accent- Just 'avin a bit of 'armless fun...
Mar 12, 2020 1:50 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
I'll take the masterbbater. Might be fun watching blushing
Mar 12, 2020 1:55 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Packersbabe1
Packersbabe1Packersbabe1Green Bay, Wisconsin USA2 Threads 8,109 Posts
I’m willing to go with the missing armlaugh
at least he got the other one
Mar 12, 2020 1:56 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
secretagent09: I'll take the masterbbater. Might be fun watching
Let´s do some facetimewink
Mar 12, 2020 2:00 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
tomcattyonline today!
tomcattyonline today!tomcattyocean city plymouth, Devon, England UK77 Threads 2 Polls 2,038 Posts
pat8lanips: You should have said in an English accent- Just 'avin a bit of 'armless fun...
That's a cocknet accentdoh
Mar 12, 2020 2:07 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Miss_Cellaneous
Miss_CellaneousMiss_CellaneousOn the Costa at the moment.., Valencia Spain1 Threads 627 Posts
I would have to go with "A dribbling idiot" Watching him miss his "mouth" with his pint beer laugh A total "dribbler". Yep! that's my choice grin
Mar 12, 2020 2:22 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
a convicted knicker thief would be ideal,then we could go out and nick,kickers together hug
Mar 17, 2020 5:09 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
You missed the box which says 'ALL OF THE ABOVE'

So, you're not gonna get any applicants from this (obvious) self promotion thread eh "=_

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing comfort comfort comfort cheers
Mar 17, 2020 8:28 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada2 Threads 8,323 Posts
I pick the inability to grow chest hair.........tongue
Mar 17, 2020 8:45 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
I dont think I'd like a woman with a hairy chest either...
Mar 17, 2020 8:46 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Missing a dong…. Oops….. that wasn’t an option was it.doh
Mar 18, 2020 7:00 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
I say covered with hair. I will shave it, so then she won't be covered for a few days.
Mar 18, 2020 7:01 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
I wouldn't want a man with bigger boobs than I
Mar 18, 2020 2:05 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland24 Threads 4,735 Posts
Tattoos the rest of you I worry about loluh oh
Mar 18, 2020 2:15 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Screwed up on drugs.at least he is near the end! conversing
Mar 18, 2020 2:16 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland24 Threads 4,735 Posts
Bluesky60: Screwed up on drugs.at least he is near the end!
Jeez that be no fun laugh
Mar 18, 2020 2:24 PM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Track16online today!
Track16online today!Track16Little Hearts Ease, Newfoundland Canada934 Threads 12,343 Posts
A few years ago I would have chose the drug option. These days, I would choose the m**turbat option (as long as she let me watch).
Mar 21, 2020 7:06 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
Ya gotta feel sorry for the guy tho..........he can't switch off. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 21, 2020 10:10 AM CST If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia77 Threads 14 Polls 7,602 Posts
I feel sorry for the guy who cant switch on...
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