Yeah Argyle is almost done, those pink ones are worth a squillion... Might be better off buying the head man a new Toyota, try and restart Bougainville (though thats gold/copper)...
Yeah a bit semantic of me, but really, I'm just as happy for the American people to decide who runs their country.
To see our own Prime Minister furiously backpeddling- Umm... we respect the office of the President... Our relationship with America is stronger than ever... umm... The American people have spoken... Umm ...I look forward to having a great relationship and warm friendship with... Umm...
Oh, your scriptwriters hadnt prepared for this possibility? Kind of regretting those jibes and snide comments now our National security depends on it?
A couple of Kiwi guys driving in the country see a sheep with its head caught in the fence, so one of them has his way with it. He gets back to the car and says how great it was and maybe the other guy would like to have a go, so the other guy goes and jams his head in the fence.
Lets face it, if you go out and get a bit too pissed to drive but not completely hammered, say about 5 beers and a few joints... You hail a cab, but then notice there's a lady driving. Obviously its line-ball whether you're better off having a go yourself and taking your chances with the cops, or letting her have a go which often ends badly.
Yes, it always inspires confidence, seeing a female bus driver with an upside-down map on her lap and a know-it-all look on her face, confidently stating- we were supposed to turn right several streets back, I think.
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RE: Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery
I'd employ somebody to do all the hard work, I'll just dictate my thought bubbles to my grape-peeler and she can deal with my geek.