Its not lady-like to boast about such things. However it is ungentlemanly not to keep the flow of things going and ask a few polite questions about it.
One time, I got a haggis in a headlock and gave it a few sly punches. It kept staring at me so I snuck up behind it and elbowed it really hard, then when it turned around I headbutted it.
OK fine, run it through the sunbeam. Obviously the nutri bullet came off second best. Same thing happened to me when I put the George Foreman grill in the microwave.
Well I vote we form a vigilante group, then burn the spaghetti parlour down to the ground. Then get a bulldozer and dig up all the soil, then burn it too. Then they might learn.
One can safely say, that if we spoke Indonesian/Chinese/Japanese/Spanish/etc. as our main language, they'd be considerably worse off. I dont expect them to celebrate Australia day, and they shouldn't expect me to take any notice of Naidoc week etc.
I reckon I kind of do have some kind of belief system, though it does not involve any higher power or miracles, that you try to play nicely in the sandpit and things pan out alright. But the reality is that crap things happen to the most decent and lovely people for no apparent reason. So the law of attraction aspect, even that can go horribly wrong where one is completely besotted with the wrong person.
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RE: Sometimes you wanna punch'em in the nose
School's resumed?