In my life I realize that the people who say that they dont care what others think of them are the ones that care the most.?
: i always remember that I'm a different person on the internet, i still exist just different
Two apes in a zoo are looking at some humans:
Ape 1: Lol humans are so stupid look at them they're just yelling and screaming they can't even talk
Ape 2: Yeah its frickin hilarious I wonder what they're looking at
Ape 1: Idk but whatever it is its sure got their attention but I don't see anything do you?
Ape 2: Nope hey do you ever think their looking at us?
Ape 1: Ha! I doubt it they're here for us to look at not the other way around!
Ape 2: Yeah your probably right but then again why do we have a barrier between us?
Ape 1: So we don't get sick who knows where those filthy creatures have been!
(Monkey care taker comes in and picks up ape 1 for a bath)
Ape 1: GET YO HANDS OFF ME YOUR DIRTY HUMAN BOB HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Ape 2: GARY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GARYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
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type 1 the faineant complainer. type 2 the egotistical complainer. type 3 the cynical complainer. type 4 the chronic complainer .
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