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I decided years ago ... I rather be lonely than miserable.?

I decided years ago ... I rather be lonely than miserable.?laugh

I make my money in business,

No woman wants to hear about how I make my money in business, but they are more than happy to start fights and argue if I don't give them any. It's the idea that "oh you have a lot of it, so what's the big deal?" ...b*tch please, I want to save it so I can invest and make more off of my money. Not give it to you so you can buy some stupid shoes or some worthless crap.?cheers laugh

I don't trust people who are "perfect"?

A person who doesn't make a mistake can not be trusted. The persons who seem to be perfect are the one's who can/will hurt you most. I don't trust people who are "perfect"?cheers
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It's not a mental illness, it's a mental disorder.?

So people fake being ill?Rule Rule number one of the internet: anything you read online is potentially false/fake.?cheers
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There once was a kid.

There once was a kid. He was walking around town when he heard a strange noise coming from the mountain by his house. Curious, he walked all the way to the top, where he found a temple.?He knocked on the door, and a monk answered it. "What was that noise?" he asked the monk.
"Sorry, you're not a monk, I can't tell you," the monk says.
Disappointed, the kid walked all the way back down the mountain.? A few years later, the kid was now a young teenager. He was biking around town, when he heard the strange noise again. Curious, he biked all the way to the top, where he found the temple. Hoping that he'll find his answer this time, he knocked on the door.? A different monk answered it, not that the kid could tell, and he asked, "What was that noise?"
"Sorry, you're not a monk, I can't tell you," the new monk said, shaking his head.
Upset, the kid huffed and biked back down the mountain.?
A different monk answered it from last time, not that he could tell, nor did he care, and he asked, "What's that noise?"
"Sorry, you're not a monk, I can't tell you," this monk said apologetically. With an annoyed noise, the teenager climbed back into his car and went back home.?Now, the teenager was an adult and working a respectable job, leaving home, when he came back for a visit. He heard the strange noise again, and his curiosity was eating at him, so he drove up the mountain carefully and parked by the temple, walking out and knocking on the door.?What was that noise?" he asked.
"Sorry, you're not a monk, I can't tell you," a monk said.
"How can I become a monk then?" asked the man, genuinely curious about the noise.
"You must travel and count every blade of grass and every grain of sand," replied the monk. "Return and tell me the number, and you will become a monk."?
So the man sets out on a journey, counting grass and counting sand carefully. It's many, many years, and when he finally returns, he walks up the mountain on foot and knocks on the door.
A monk answers it, and he tells the monk the number.?Congratulations," said the monk. "You are now a monk."
Relieved, the man followed the monk into the temple. "What was that noise?" he asked the monk, and the monk smiles and tells him.
What was the sound, do you know?

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So much baggage comes with pretty females

So much baggage comes with pretty females. Bad habits, old boyfriends, kids, crazy family?doh

Everything on the Internet is entirely true.

Everything on the Internet is entirely true.. Especially porn, never trust porn sites.? thumbs up laugh
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i remember the Münchausen baron stories from when i was little

i remember the Münchausen baron stories from when i was little, i think i had a book or saw it on tv :)
i always thought it was pronounced like you would say München.?thumbs up
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I consume the information and move on

Okay, you want comments, here's mine. I don't care about comment section. Rarely do I comment on anything. Opinions, reviews, it doesn't matter, I consume the information and move on. cheers banana
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Older men value younger women higher.

Older men value younger women higher. There is the politics of the s*xual animal at work here.The younger guy feels that the woman owes him - the older man feels that he owes the youngerwoman. This is not spoken. It is inherent in the genetic code- because the younger woman canmore likely reproduce AND the male DNA is programmed to recognize that. It is the result ofthousands of years of human evolutionary trial- and- error development. And the younger womeninstinctively (again that DNA) know this and realize there are likely some major rewards in the offing.?cheers

The one difference between Chimps and Humans

The one difference between Chimps and Humans except looks. is that they learn alone, they answer all our questions but they ask nothing.?thumbs up
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The Best Advice in the World

1. Have the courage to live a life true to yourself, not the life others expect of you.

2. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

3. “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” Ernest Hemingway


4. Don’t make decisions when you’re angry. Don’t make promises when you’re happy.

5. “Never argue with a stupid person, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” Mark twain

6. Only pack what you can carry yourself.

7. Remember you’ll always regret what you didn’t do rather than what you did.8. “You’d worry less about what people think about you if you knew how seldom they do.” David Foster Wallace

9. If you blame it on someone else, don’t expect it to get better.

10. “You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, but there will always be someone who hates peaches.” Dita von Teese

11. If the grass is greener on the other side, there’s probably more manure there.

12. Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.

13. With regards to the opposite sex: If you look hungry, you’ll starve.

14. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” Isaac Asimov

15. Strive to be the man you want your daughter to marry.

16. “Remember only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” Stephen King

17. Never forget your car keys will change your car from one tonne of inert metal into one of the most deadly killing machines that has been invented18. Wait 24 hours before getting mad and reacting about anything. If it doesn’t bother you in 24 hours time, it probably isn’t important enough to get mad over.cheers by Joel Willans
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