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Ladies, here the rules of the game (according to the gentlemen), for above your bed:

Ladies, here the rules of the game (according to the gentlemen), for above your bed: Be a big girl and now know how the toilet seat works. If he's up, just take him down. For us he has to go up, for you down. We have the same right to speak "that the glasses were wrong again". Let's stop. cheers
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The sweet words ... later:

1st misunderstanding:
A woman marries a man with the hope that he will change and he will not change.
A man marries thinking she is not changing, but she changes the

second misunderstanding:
A woman is worried about her future until she finds a man.
A man is not worried about his future until he finds a woman.

3rd misunderstanding:
The success of the man is determined by the extent to which he can earn more money than his wife can spend.
The success of the woman is to be found by such a man

4th misunderstanding:
Married men live longer than the singles.
But they have more sense to put an end to it.
cheers
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THAT SMALL PIECE OF MEAT

Beloved Believers,
There was once a pastor,
A very big guy,
One who could speak with a lot of talent!
Dear believers, he said,
I am somewhat hoarse
But today I want to talk to you
About a very small piece of meat ..
It is elongated and stiff,
According to many, it is the funniest. With this man can do so much good,
Unfortunately many among you I have to accuse
Abuse made of this wonder.
If one knows how much blood has been spilled, how
many disasters and accidents have sprouted from this little piece of meat,
Yes, I say, one would cut it off with scissors.
Dear believers,I will tell you what it is,
Because only you will never find it,
That little piece of meat, elongated and stiff,
The funniest thing of a human body,
that is and remains
The tongue of a venomous womancheers
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When you are dating, she says: I like you.

When you are dating, she says: I like you.
After having had sex for the first time, she says: I love you.
During the engagement she says: I love you very much.
On your wedding day she says: I love you more and more.
With the divorce she says: I love you all.............. cheers
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I will read the newspaper again with a cup of coffee, as before I had internet.

I will read the newspaper again with a cup of coffee, as before I had internet. ............... I will not be able to watch TV on TV for more than an e-mail. ................ I will try to go out at least once a week, whether it is necessary or not. .................... I will notice that the reminders no longer come because I forgot to pay because I was too busy with the internet. ..................... And finally I will go to bed on time .... because the internet is there again tomorrow !!!!cheers
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Jesus walked on this water

During his holiday trip, Jules and his guide come to the shore of the Sea of ??Galilee. "How much will it cost me if I take the boat over the lake?" "Thirty dollars, sir." "That is very expensive!" "You must not forget that this is a very famous lake, Jesus walked on this water!" "Yes, no wonder with such prizes!"cheers
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(You're not behind a TV anyway?)

Why are you sitting in front of a computer while you are actually sitting in front of it? (You're not behind a TV anyway?) cheers
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The Fool on the Hill

The Fool on the Hilldoh .................
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my bike turned into a work of art

On the way home I came across a lamppost in the middle of the bike path. I still left to the left, but the pole also went out and with a huge SMAK my bike turned into a work of art. On the way home I am still in a lot of elephant faeces (from where they came, Joost may know) and have my foot stuck in an open drain. They had to pull a drill or three to drill the well again from around my feet.

When I finally got home and my artwork hung on the wall, I started preparing for lunch. I peeled the potatoes, the roots and my fingers. When the potatoes were done, I added milk and I was still in mash, carrot puree, less than a minute later.cheers doh
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Did not get up this morning,

Did not get up this morning, I noticed. When I woke up this morning, I suddenly felt how gravity got a grip on me and how I was about to be lifted out of my bed. Unhappy I had a quick reflex to hold me in my wardrobe just in time so that I would not hit the ground with my smack. After all, what I did not know at the time was that today there was a bowling ball that was brought to roll by the shock and so eventually got to my head so that I had to unload the closet to finally leave my toothprint in the parquet.
cheers
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You have to find yourself very important if you think others are waiting for it.

But what do I have to do with a picture of someone's roll or the message that they have missed the bus? .............You have to find yourself very important if you think others are waiting for it.cheers laugh
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Best love story??

magine if two people catfish each other. Best love story??cheers
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