dear diary
aged 45 and a bit...still not met the love of my life..been on a dating site and everything..all i'm asking for is a nice girl who likes to dress in a green skirt ,revealing lots of leg,must be sexy,have her hair in a bun,must be 2 inches tall and like snorting magic pixie dust...not much to ask for..there must be loads of girls like this out there...Anyway diary..i will wait......
saw a girl today at the local cafe...although she was 5ft 3..she said "i like you!"..but i asked if she had a younger..but smaller sister.....she said "yes..she's 2 inches tall!" .. i asked if her name was "Tinkerbell"..she told me that it did used to be that...but she changed it....i thought " damn!"... and told her i wasn't interested..
so i am still looking for love...don't understand why i haven't found my love..i'm not very picky...
...................this post is influenced by a nice mood and plenty of alcohol .... ROAR(lion)
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My plan is to be in the public's eye for the holidays.
Many people will be out and about and maybe, just maybe I may see a man that will give me that tingling feeling inside. fingers cross.
If you find one, ask about a sister and brother, as I will create wonderland for them, and they can have visitors, who don't need to pay airfare, just a companion....YOU...