Greta Thunberg Mural Equipped With Laser Eyes That Shoot At SUVs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A new mural in downtown San Francisco of Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg has a surprise for passersby: her eyes are equipped with high-powered lasers designed to seek and destroy carbon-emitting SUVs on the streets below.“We want the mural to really make a positive impact in the fight against climate change,” a spokesperson told sources. “Greta’s pouty glare is certain to generate guilt and shame in many motorists, but that didn’t seem like enough. By adding the lasers, we can begin taking out the worst offenders in their Hummers and Land Rovers.”
When the lasers were first activated, they immediately targeted the carbon-emitting hydraulic cranes and aerosol paint sprayers used to create the mural. The glitch has since been fixed.
Sources confirm the lasers will be suspended when Al Gore and other climate activist celebrities visit San Francisco and drive through town with their fleet of Suburbans and Escalades.
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But Seriously.
Young Greta has initiated the 2nd stage of her Career Launch - Documentaries!
Such as "Make The World Greta Again!"
I'm not sure, but suspect the film(s) are a family project produced by her actor/director Dad & Grandad.
"Greta Thunberg was born on 3 January 2003 in Stockholm, the daughter of opera singer Malena Ernman and actor Svante Thunberg. Her paternal grandfather is actor and director Olof Thunberg."
T'would appear the 3rd generation Thunberg is being brought along in the family line of work remarkably quickly.
And profitably
Greta doesn't fly because of carbon emissions, but Greta's sailing team members fly out to New York to sail the solar-boat she arrived on back to Europe, meaning while Thunberg didn't fly, her trip just shifted the flying over to TWO others
Yep makes total sense to me.
Solar powered. For obvious reasons.
I've not the slightest problem with the Thunberg family working their 3rd generation (Greta) into their line of work.
It's a good plan.
I wish them & her well. I hope it pays off well for all of 'em.
I just get a royal hoot
That's a clearly drawn concept, not the least bit tough to grasp
Beata apparently takes more after Mom the Opera Singer's side of the family.