The "elbow bump".....

....a sure sign of the times. So as not to help out in the socialization of our latest little virion terror, the formidable novid 19 particle, yet to remain prosocial ourselves, we at the world renowned Vierk Institute invented this replacement for the surreptitiously deadly hand shake. After much debate among the scientific staff, all holding multiple valid graduate parchment, your intrepid Director was repeatedly overruled. It now replaces the safer gentle "hinnie pat", or indeed, more adventurous "booty grab", so often extended in amiable friendship to any hottie tart passing within hand reach, as in up the center aisle of an airliner, as long as ten stone fullback rugger hubby isn't with her. Always used to book those center fuselage aisle seats. No longer. But I digress. It will soon replace many other such greetings, such as the evil Masonic secret handshakes, or that black power hand jive routine, the one that the Brothers still do, which can take up to five minutes to complete, and so represents a real epidemiological danger. So now, on greeting, we merely touch elbows, and smile behind blue masks. The PC medical research crowd is taking all the fun out of life, for so many of us irredeemable deplorables.

Vierkaesehoch

Ocean Coast, Maine, USA

Retired, but busy. Years left to enjoy. Handy, curious, multilingual (German, French, Spanish, learning Portuguese). Love animals. Live on a salt water ocean bay just south of Canada. Angling off the rocky beach. Mussels. Watching the oceans reclaim [read more]

The "elbow bump".....

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