Yes, Ma'am, do we ever have an app for that?....

...ah, yes, the free market, and it's resourceful entrepreneurs.... Karl Marx, roll about in your grave. Bernie, pace about angrily in any one of your three mansions. Creepy Joe, no you are not in Novosibirsk, or Novaya Zemlya. With all this stay at home pubic health stuff, my only question is, why has it taken over three months to arrive? The 'forced stay at home dating site app.' As with most of my blogs, I steal the ideas from elsewhere. Hottie tarts rarely are impressed. Heard it during the post wee wee, widely missed target, VERY widely, -wee hours of the morning, while chatting with the world on 40 meters single side band short wave. Full Power. As with PU trucks, big power amps, small manhood. How's that for bombastaceous ueber-bombast? But I digress. Didn't get the exact name of this latest cupid product, but google a suitable permutation. Seems that a tiny amount of initial chat on this app, and we are all off and running. Pics, messaging, bimbo facebook, and even live video. You can be sure I'll have a few sharp words for that hottie cyberscrutinizer. CS, in all its resourcefulness, should have thunk this up at the time of case Zero, in Wuhan. That, BTW, would be CHINA. If she can withhold CS privileges for the clever beauties and the retarded grizzly wankers here, I'm considering cutting her off from any of her scheduled time in the Vierk tree top love nest. That ought to teach her a lesson. Yet, speaking of pubic health, one door closes and another opens. With concerns about family violence being on the increase, and familiarity breeding contempt, as so often, I'm proposing an app meeself. The 'domestic violence video app'. New, from Vierk Institute Industries, and appropriately shamefully over priced. Now, while mom is roundly pummeling dad, the kiddies can help to capture it all for viewing by the public. Absolutely brilliant. Sexism, misogyny, animus, and all those other warm and fuzzy superiority feeling generating words, rolled right up into one. Order now, operators standing by. Cash only. No warranty. Call now. Blah, blah, blah.