GOLD DIGGERS.....Gottta love 'em.....

....And I do. Perfect mates, for the fellah down the hall. A few times, I fell victim to the siren looks and songs---and come ons. Even paid for air fare to visit us here at the Vierk mansions. And believe me, first class flights from Kazakhstan, Borneo, Vanuatu and Tui Tui La don't come cheap. But who's digressing? And this sad state of affairs might well have continued, had not Lady Cyberscrutinizer herself, Peace be upon her, so tough lovingly intervened on my wayward behalf. A formidable old broad, but chock full of wisdom, she, "They are mostly scammers, and when not, ask your silly head, what would such modelesque morsels, all in their 20's, really want to do with a grizzled old farty wanker like you?" Of course, she was spot on, but cuttingly went further, taking up all the room in the treetop love nest, to say. "The young ages and the looks should be strong warning signs, dip shite, but the biggest clue is when, in their profiles, they specify "generosity", as a main quality in a man." Well, needless to say, who can argue with all that? I then inquired of Lady C," But long legs, how can a bloke with such racist/misogynist right wing hate on board, let these tarts down gently?" Well, as do Buddhist monk masters, responding to stupid questions, she hit me on the crown with a broken branch, and said, "You'll figure it our, now hand me another cheap warm beer." Well, after consulting with our sociopathic HR department at the Vierk Institute, I came up with the answer. When one dumps such ladies, using HR wisdom, just make it seem like it's something wrong with ME, not them. VERY wrong. So now, whenever the plea for generosity in a man appears, I reply at once, somewhat truthfully, " Oh, you really wouldn't like me much at all. I'm tight as a funeral drum. In fact, I'm so cheap, that for first dates, I insist that prospects pay in advance for my air fare to visit them." And over time, I insist, "that they foot all the bills, especially all gifts for my other girl friends ". Seems to work 100% of the time, so far. But could I be sending a few great ones packing? I never know.