Give me a woman

There are certainly things that women seem unable to do as well as men, but there are also things that women do better than men. This morning I experienced an example of female superiority.

I have always been phobic about injections, they terrify me. Apart from local anesthetic at the dentist's -which doesn't seem quite the same- I have not allowed anyone to stick a needle in me since I was a child. It wasn't easy for me to make myself have the Covid jab, my fear of the needle took a great deal of overcoming. In the event, I hardly felt a thing. It was much easier when I went for the second one, and again, it was completely painless. I went for the booster jab this morning, and when the needle went in, it stung like Hell.

My first two jabs were administered by women, but my third, the one that hurt, was given to me by a man. I know that 3 is much too small a number to be statistically significant, but it's good enough for me. Women are better at giving injections, and that's official as far as I'm concerned.
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"Give me a woman" and I'll teach her how to fish for a day, give me a village and I'll ask her to put out the rubbish on Tuesdays.

rolling on the floor laughing
Give me a decent man who keeps his trumpet in the fridge..

Because he likes cool music...wave
I am the only decent man here, aluzeda, even though my trumpet is not in the fridge, but the good news is that I'm up for grabs. Be quick though, before someone else snaps me up. joy
Where do you keep your tins of Aldi mushy peas?
Come on, I need to know....
I keep them at Aldi, aluzeda.
Trade secret. It's isle nine past the jellied eels on your right.

That's a 10/4.

I would have said rubber ducky but I'm saving them up for Xmas. The less we talk about turkey's the better......let's not go there, my giblet and PTSD is more than my safe space can handle.

Let's just pray that Christmas is cancelled due to covid or cancell culture. My elves have taken a turn for the worse god bless them angel2
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