GUNS!!!!

Guns are perpetrators NOT criminal scum
to pretzel ideology we'll never succumb
2ND Amendment liberal's thirst to negate
Republics Constitution they yearn to eradicate

Reason behind confiscating our arms nefarious
infantile arguments never veer from hilarious
Guns shooting themself has certain appeal
Pistol gangs eliminating real gangs ideal

Guns mostly irrelevant in unspeakable crimes
black folks maliciously perpetuate olden times
Stop demonizing the poor innocent guns
In DC mendacity delivered in tons

Guns can't kill their handlers do
advocate intrepidly about all things true
Don't fear indoctrinated fools called 'Woke
on social bullshit they'll inevitably choke

'We The People' shan't relinquish protection
for America and her Patriots preservation