What I am Beginning to just now Realize.........................
? I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.
? My kid says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else.
? I thought growing old would take longer.
? I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way
back. Now I have no idea what's going on.
? Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
? The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees, and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys, and phone."
? Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
? If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.
? I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
? I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major fit.
? THINK! (It's not illegal.... YET!)
? I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives.
? I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
? If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds.
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Hunt for an item and you will find it in one of the places your searched six times. It was in the other dimension and popped back.
Hunt for an item and you will find it in one of the places your searched six times. It was in the other dimension and popped back.
You will get used to it all in time.................