Prison vs. work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON.........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.
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now your starting to see outside of the box and down the rabbit hole,,,, you work in a system designed by the ROTHCHILDS, i could tell you all about every last detail but we would be here for a month!!!!
First they came for the criminals.
But I was not a criminal,
so I didn't speak up.

Then they came for the laborers.
But I was not a laborer,
so I didn't speak up

Then they came for the catholics.
But I was not a catholic,
so I didn't speak up.

Then they came for the poor.
But I was not poor,
so I didn't speak up.

Then they came for the wealthy.
But I was not wealthy,
so I didn't speak up.

Then they came for the police.
but I was not a police officer,
so I did not speak up.

Then they came for me.

And by that time there was no one left to speak up.
So... to all you people serving time in CS gaol.....

Stop your whinging!

Ya never had it so good!!rolling on the floor laughing
Billy, you are so funny!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Arch Angel, again, you have me laughing. So glad to be out of that rat race! bouquet
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