The reasonsI'm 18 and i still live with my parents and never had a boy friend. People asks why and i donno what should i say in answer.
Sitting in the house watching tv in my all lazy glory i hear dad barking at his employes while walking in the house. Yeha my old man runs a business in which he wishes he could shot down all his employees.
"And they are worthless!! Two days ago I told them to deliver the packages and they are still rolling in the floor!! Worthless lazy asses! All of them! I should just get a truck and run it over them!!" He growles walking in. Well his employees got used to this.
Everyday he'd come in screaming threats to kill someone, someone as in his best dbuddy and our neighbour. Every day he's running to the police station to write down some complains.i love him for his distructive nature.Dad likes to be the tough dog and i love to have a tough dad.And then he looks at me and things changes.
"Baby! Did you have lunch?!" It looks like he is talking to a 2year old. "It's too early to have lunch dad." I'm blue from being treated like a baby."But sweety it's never too early to eat!!" He drags me and forces me to sitfor lunch three hours before the right time and ties the napkin around my neck... When i look down I'm shocked to see there's no baby food on my plate. And the one thing he can never bear to see is his baby growing up. Forget about haveing a boyfriend if i ever look at some guy dad would probably shot him down. Well i love dad and his protective nature but how long is he gonna baby me? When some one says i'll get married someday he just rolles his eyes like it's the most impossible thing on earth. I love him so much...
When we get out he's always holding my hand in case i get lost or run under a car... when handsome guys are walking by i feel his hand holding mne tighter and see him glaring draggers at the poor guy.I can't tell him to stop this. He just loves me so much. And people asks me why i'm still single. What would you do if you had a dad like that ha?