Just to put a smile on your face!!!

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart boss + smart employee =profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs. A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and SHE DOES!!

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!cheers beer
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Something to add...!!!

Dump man + smart woman = boyfriends.
Smart man + Dumb woman = girlfriends.
Smart man + Smart woman = divorce.
Dumb Boss + smart woman = marriage.
Smart Boss + Dumb woman = sex.
Smart Boss + Smart woman = dirty sex.
Dumb Boss + Dumb woman = nothing.

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