MADMEMOIRS : "Double Trouble"

First i have to say i work as a Secretary at a furniture store. A pretty cheap one too.

Now here's my mad memoir of the day.



Its an hour till close and i cant wait to leave.
i hate my job, the day has been hellish since i walked in (it seems we don't have a happy customer).

A short and petite dark haired Italian women comes in with her average height sort of dirty looking male friend.
These two geniuses start a huge ruckus saying that she was sexually harassed by her salesman and she figured out today she was over charged $200.00. I myself know this isn't possible. shes not even that cute. i placed her order and the figures were right but i called the manager anyway.
During this her male friend is making all kinds of physical threats towards the salesman(who was not in thank God).

Saying ..."I'M gonna break his jaw, it happened here fire him or give her 20% off plus the money she was over charged." He even thought he could demand his address and phone number!

As this crackish looking man is studdering and blinking (like he cant keep track of his thoughts or something ) he keeps making all these threats and accusations.
While hes making a fool of himself my manager , my self, and this woman go over the numbers.

We add up all that she purchased together. This process has now taken 45 mins of the night and I'm gonna get off later than i need to . Of course I'm irritated now. Finally we get it right!
turns out.....
THIS DING BAT WAS WRONG. LOL!
THIS CRACKISH CHIC COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ADD UP
THE BRAND NEW $200.00 MATTRESS SHE SLEEPS ON WITH THIS TOOTHLESS PROBLEM OF A MAN!

Now that that was settled , of course she turns red and quiets down. I guess even she knew it chipped at her creditability LOL!
Oh but her "friend"!

He wants to press this... "harassment" issue.....
Yet the ONLY compensation these two can come up with is fire our sales man or give her money .
LMAO.....

OF course me and my mouth have something to say now and these two amateurs done started my engine and i say to myself...
"CRACK IS WHACK PEOPLE!"
"USERS ARE LOSERS AND LOSERS DON'T WIN"...
I MEAN REALLY THEY BOTH LOOK BANANAS!
And then i say to her...
" if u felt so violated why say something now 10 days later when u want money off your purchase? If you felt so wrong about it and plan to sue why haven't you spoken to the police, press charges, start a civil suit? That's usually the course of action one would take if they planned to sue due to foul conduct. Why haven't you reported this everywhere possible. And for the record i find it strange that all you want for your distress is 20% off....?"

My boss slightly shocked at what I'm saying but she made no sense to me and i have no time for crack scams when I'm trying to go home for the night. naturally this customer has nothing more to say say.
Her raggedy friend?
well... he says he'll be back to wait for the sales man...(crackheads usually don't work so i can see where the time to kill comes from) the satement tickled me but pissed me off.
I loose faith in humanity everyday

belive it or not that studdering man came back and waited for the salesman. He took one one look at him and changed his mined they started taking about what happend and the salesman knew things that only a man would know if he was flirting with that woman

She looked like a coniver and he looked like a simple hothead .
its amazing what people will do.